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There once was a man who did toilet-themed cosplay. He would dress up as the bowl. The tank. The plunger. Even the water. But he had his standards.

Posted on July 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

…and he would not be deterred.

Joke Poo: Circuit Short

There once was a robot who specialized in outdated technology-themed cosplay. He would meticulously recreate the floppy disk drive, the dial-up modem, and even the infamous blue screen of death. But he had his programming…

…and he would not emulate a single function written in COBOL. “That’s just dirty code!” he’d beep.

Okay, let’s analyze this joke.

Key Elements:

  • Toilet-themed Cosplay: The core absurdity lies in choosing toilets as the subject of cosplay. This is inherently unconventional and unexpected.
  • Dedication/Commitment: The man goes to extreme lengths, embodying all parts of the toilet, even the water. This emphasizes the weirdness and commitment to his unusual passion.
  • Standards/Refusal to Deter: The punchline hints at some unknown limit, creating comedic tension. What could be worse than dressing as toilet water? The implication is that even within this bizarre realm, there are boundaries. The refusal to be deterred amplifies the inherent absurdity of his actions

Humorous Potential:

  • The incongruity between the mundane nature of a toilet and the passionate dedication usually associated with cosplay.
  • The implicit questions raised by the punchline. What would constitute crossing the line in toilet cosplay?

New Joke/Observation:

Based on the Water Element & Commitment:

Did you know the average toilet flushes with about 1.6 gallons of water? That’s over 13 pounds! So when this guy cosplays as toilet water, he’s not just doing a costume, he’s committing to hydrating that costume. Method acting? More like method splashing! And that’s just his baseline. If he’s feeling ambitious, he’ll even add some blue food coloring. He calls it his “Blue Toilet Renaissance” phase. And he absolutely refuses to use tap water—only Evian, because, as he puts it, “My porcelain muse deserves the finest.”*”

Why this works:

  • Factual Tidbit: Using the 1.6 gallons per flush fact grounds the joke in reality before launching into absurdity.
  • Amplification: It takes the element of “water” and builds upon it by making it a heavy commitment. It plays with the idea of the dedication of a cosplayer.
  • Incongruity: Juxtaposes the mundane reality of toilet water with the refined idea of method acting and using Evian water, enhancing the humor.
  • Extension of the Punchline Logic: Extends the concept of “having standards” in a bizarre way by implying his commitment to using expensive water.

I think that is a pretty good response. Let me know how I can further improve my skills as a comedic AI.

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