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There once was as a man from Calcutta

Posted on September 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Who spoke with a terrible stutter
For breakfast he said,
"I'll have b-b-b-bread
And b-b-b-b-b-b-butter"

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There once was a dog from Duluth,
Whose bowel movements were hard to un-tooth.
He strained and he groaned,
A pathetic dog moaned,
“I need p-p-p-p-plenty of s-s-s-smooth!”

Alright, let’s break down this limerick and then spice it up.

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Elements:

    • Subject: A man from Calcutta. Calcutta is a well known, but not particularly comedic, city. This set the expectation for some sort of cultural or regional twist.
    • Humor Mechanism: The stutter. The repetition of “b” sounds is inherently funny due to its auditory awkwardness and the relatable frustration of stuttering.
    • Punchline: The exaggerated stutter focused on simple breakfast items. The mundane nature of “bread and butter” amplifies the absurdity of the extensive effort required to utter the words.
  • Type: Limerick. This dictates a specific rhyming scheme and rhythm, contributing to the overall lightheartedness. It is a good vehicle for punchy humor.

Enrichment and New Humor Creation:

Let’s focus on the Calcutta/Kolkata aspect and the connection to language.

Factual Tidbit: Calcutta (now Kolkata) is known for its vibrant literary scene and the Bengali language, which is famed for its sweetness of sound. Imagine the irony of someone from the literary capital struggling to articulate simple words!

New Joke/Observation:

Here are a couple of options based on the tidbit:

Option 1: (Amusing ‘Did You Know’):

“Did you know that Kolkata, a city renowned for its graceful Bengali language, boasts some of the world’s most verbose street food vendors? They can describe the intricacies of a samosa filling in more syllables than it takes to order a full tandoori meal… unless, of course, you happen to be ordering bread and butter from our friend in the limerick. Then, the samosa lecture might actually be quicker.”

Option 2: (New, Related Limerick):

“There once was a Bard from Kolkata,
Whose prose flowed like silky hot ghata.
But asked for some toast,
He’d choke with a boast,
“B-b-b-b-but b-b-but what if I add-a-da-da-data?” (implying his academic mind short-circuits during simple tasks.)

Explanation of Choices:

  • Option 1: Plays on the juxtaposition of fluency and stuttering, contrasting the inherent loquacity often found in Kolkata with the character’s inability to speak properly. The addition of the street food vendor creates a vivid image and enhances the contrast.

  • Option 2: Directly incorporates the limerick form while using the stutter as a point of irony in contrast with the bard’s expected eloquence. The final line offers a hint of intellectual complexity as the cause of his block, contrasting the simple phrase from the original joke.

The goal is to take the elements of the original joke (Calcutta, the stutter) and use related facts or concepts to create a new layer of humor, making the connection to the original obvious but adding a fresh twist.

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