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There was this old country fella ridin’ into town on his horse.

Posted on May 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

He makes it to the town square, and right there by the church door stands the pastor.

The pastor says,
— “Well now, Earl, haven’t seen you in church for a while.”

Earl tips his hat and says,
— “Yeah, preacher… but I cain’t come in right now. Who’s gonna be watchin’ my horse?”

The pastor smiles and says,
— “Just leave it there, Earl. The Lord will watch over it.”

Earl squints.
— “You sure the Lord gonna be watchin’ it?”

The pastor nods.

So Earl climbs down, ties up his horse, and heads inside. He sits in a pew, waitin’ for the service to start.

A few minutes later, the pastor comes out in full robes, arms wide open, and says in a loud voice:
— “The Lord be with you.”

Earl jumps up and hollers,
— “Well then who the hell’s watchin’ my horse?!”

Joke Poo: Code Review

There was this young coder, Alice, submitting her code for review at a big tech company. She gets an assigned reviewer, Bob, who’s known for being incredibly thorough.

Bob finds her at the office cafe. “Alice,” he says, “Haven’t seen any commits from you in a while.”

Alice sighs, “Yeah, Bob… but I can’t submit right now. Who’s gonna be making sure my code’s running properly?”

Bob leans back, a smug look on his face. "Just push it, Alice. The Continuous Integration system will watch over it."

Alice raises an eyebrow. "You sure the CI is gonna be watching it? It’s been acting up lately."

Bob nods confidently.

So Alice pushes her code, nervously awaiting the build. A few minutes later, the Head of Engineering strides in, face red with fury, and yells across the room:

“The build is GREEN!”

Alice leaps to her feet and shouts, "Well then who the hell is looking for regressions?!"

Okay, let’s analyze this joke.

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: Establishes a rural setting with a country character, Earl, arriving in town on horseback. Highlights a common social interaction: Earl encountering the pastor.
  • Premise: The humor arises from the conflict between Earl’s practical concern for his horse and the pastor’s assurance of divine protection. The pastor’s suggestion that "The Lord will watch over it" is taken literally.
  • Punchline: The punchline hinges on the misinterpretation of the pastor’s statement during the service. Earl, upon hearing "The Lord be with you," panics, thinking the Lord is with the congregation instead of watching the horse. It’s a classic misunderstanding based on taking religious language literally.
  • Key Elements: Rural setting, Religious context, Misinterpretation, Naiveté

Humorous Enrichment:

Let’s play on the idea of divine horse care with a "Did you know?" format.

New Humorous Piece:

Did you know?

While it’s true the Bible doesn’t explicitly mention an angelic host dedicated solely to equine security, there’s a compelling theological argument for it. Think about it: throughout history, horses have been essential for transportation, agriculture, and even warfare. Surely, if the Almighty cares about the fall of a sparrow, He’d be particularly attentive to the well-being of creatures vital to the spread of, say, the Apostle Paul’s message. I mean, can you imagine Paul trying to evangelize Europe on foot? We’d still be stuck in Romans Chapter 3! So, while there might not be a Patron Saint of Parking, it’s not entirely unreasonable to assume a legion of ethereal stablehands diligently ensuring no hoof is ever misplaced. They probably get hazard pay, though – parking in some of those biblical towns looked like a nightmare.

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