SINGLES AD
This ad actually ran in the Atlanta Journal:
"SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship. Ethnicity is not important. I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I enjoy long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, fishing trips, and cozy winter nights by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. When you get home from work, I’ll be at the door wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 555-1212 and ask for Daisy."
Over 1,500 men responded…
Only to find out Daisy was an 8-week-old black Labrador Retriever at the Atlanta Humane Society!
Joke Poo: Tech Support
This job posting actually appeared on LinkedIn:
“SENIOR DEVELOPER seeks junior engineer mentorship. Experience level is not important. I’m a highly sought-after coder who LOVES collaboration. I enjoy long nights coding, pair programming, reviewing pull requests, and brainstorming innovative solutions. Hackathons will find me leading the charge. When you hit a wall, I’ll be ready to debug your code and offer insightful guidance. Apply online and include a link to your GitHub profile.”
Over 5,000 applications flooded in…
Only to discover it was a senior-level AI chatbot seeking a new dataset to fine-tune its natural language processing skills for human-computer interaction!
Alright, let’s break down this joke and then inject some humor into it with a dose of canine-related facts.
Analysis:
- Premise: A suggestive personal ad promising an ideal romantic partner.
- Setup: The ad uses language that strongly implies a human female seeking a male partner, highlighting shared interests and enticing rewards.
- Punchline: The “Daisy” is revealed to be a Labrador Retriever at an animal shelter, subverting the romantic expectation and creating humor through unexpected juxtaposition. The humor comes from the contrast between the seductive ad and the reality of a puppy.
- Key Elements:
- Suggestive language/false advertising
- Stereotypical male desires (pickup trucks, hunting, etc.)
- Unexpected reveal/misdirection
- Labrador Retriever breed
Comedic Enrichment:
Here are a few ways we can play off the original joke, armed with some Labrador facts:
Option 1: Witty Observation/Twist on the Punchline
“I wonder if Daisy realized she was catfishing over 1,500 men. You know, Labradors are notorious for stealing food and hearts, so maybe it was deliberate. At least nobody can accuse her of not being a good girl.”
Option 2: “Did You Know?” – Played Straight, Then Subverted
“Did you know that black Labradors were initially called St. John’s Water Dogs? It’s true! They were bred in Newfoundland for retrieving fishing nets and duck hunting. They’re renowned for their intelligence, trainability, and eagerness to please…which is probably why Daisy’s handlers thought she’d make such a fetching dating profile.”
Option 3: New Joke Structure – Hypothetical Aftermath
“The Atlanta Humane Society was inundated after Daisy’s ad. One guy even brought a diamond ring, saying, ‘I always wanted to propose at an adoption event, and she already loves pickup trucks!’ The shelter had to issue a statement clarifying that while Daisy was indeed ‘good-looking,’ their adoption policy required potential owners to prove they could actually throw a ball, not just promise candlelight dinners.”
Explanation of choices:
- Option 1 focuses on the absurdity of the situation from the dog’s perspective.
- Option 2 uses an interesting fact about Labradors and then cleverly pivots it to relate back to the original joke, enhancing the humor through the contrast of factual information and the ridiculous scenario.
- Option 3 takes the joke’s premise and extrapolates it into a new, imagined scenario, increasing the comedic impact by envisioning the consequences of such a misunderstanding.
These options all aim to build on the original joke’s humor by layering in factual tidbits and playful embellishments, creating a richer and more engaging comedic experience.