Category: Totally Feckin random

I’m sticking to my guns! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" riffing on the original glue-on-hands joke: Title: Joke Poo – Fiber Optic Follies I’m going to spend all day…

Whoops, my fault. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What did one toilet plunger say to the clogged drain? "Well, this is awkward… guess I’ll be seeing you around, but in a…

"J-j-ja-ja-jaco-cob Wa-wa-wa-wat-ers." "Oh. You are stuttering?" "Nah, my father was stuttering and the registration officer was an idiot." Joke Poo: The Menu "Welcome! Table for one?" "Y-y-y-ye-ye-s, p-p-p-ple-ple-ase." "Certainly. Here’s the menu….

I mean, we all do stupid stuff when we're drunk Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" based on your original, attempting to maintain a similar structure and comedic surprise: Joke Poo: Political Polls…

With inflation, he’s now $1.02 Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" riffing on the 50 Cent joke, titled "Bitcoin’s Bath": Joke Poo: Bitcoin’s Bath Satoshi Nakamoto launched Bitcoin in 2009. After a wild…

End of the school year, kid brings a wrapped package for the teacher. He says excitedly "Guess what it is!" She notices a small bit of moisture in the corner and touches/tastes…

Usually, a cigarette-tillion. Joke Poo: What comes after a compostingillion? Usually, a de-compo-sition. Alright, let’s break down this joke and then build on it. Dissection: Core Concept: The joke plays on the…

He said, “I know it’s embarrassing, but I’ve been pretending this dumb old thing is my friend.” I said to him, “that’s ok, lots of kids have imaginary friends.” Then he yelled…

How did the 6 manage to hook up with a 9? Okay, I’ll take that challenge and deliver a "Joke Poo" based on the 69 joke. Original Joke: "There is something I…

In their hayday! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the horse joke, attempting to keep a similar structure and pun-based humor: Joke Poo: When do comedians bomb the hardest? …When they…