I was worried that the job was starting to get to her head but after visiting her at work, I could see that her condition was table. Okay, here’s my attempt at…
Category: Totally Feckin random
Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
9/11 people vehemently disapprove. Okay, I understand. I will create a new joke with the title “Joke Poo” that alters key elements of a provided joke while maintaining a similar structure or…
Would make a joke about fencing
but it is likely a riposte Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that fencing joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Would make a joke about plumbing… …but it always ends up in…
Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
They're considered a form of cruel and unusual PUNishment. Joke Poo: Did you know they just outlawed composting at the zoo? They considered it cruel and unusual manure-facturing. Alright, let’s break down…
The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
They're the Tolkien white guys. Okay, here’s my attempt: Original Joke: The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum….
A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
travel to a customer. Suddenly they got a flat tyre on one of the wheels. They exited the car and started to discuss. The salesman: “it is only the lower part of…
General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
Nixon said: “American medicine is so advanced that we have a pill which can bring the dead back to life.” Khrushchev replied: “Soviet sports are so advanced that a man can run…
I wrote a song about being naked.
It's a new ditty. Okay, here’s the original joke and then my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: I wrote a song about being naked. It’s a new ditty. Joke…
Girlfriend needs a seat!
The train was standing room only. My girlfriend really wanted to sit down so she said "Will anyone kindly give up their seat for a pregnant girl?" A guy stood up and…
I’m So Old…
My first selfie was oil on canvass. Okay, here’s the original joke and my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: I’m So Old… My first selfie was oil on canvas….