Category: Totally Feckin random

In the middle of a fierce windstorm today, I walked by an old lady. She was using both hands to hold a hat on her head. I noticed her dress was also…

I wonder what all the other divisions are doing. Joke Poo: Plumbing Division The city’s public works department has a Plumbing Division. I wonder what the leak of the other divisions are….

Seriously, every joke I’ve seen about her has been senseless. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: I Hate To Clean My Room I hate to make a big deal out of it,…

It’s because he has tiny legs. Joke Poo: Title: I Finally Know Why Santa Uses Reindeer I finally learned why Santa uses reindeer to pull his sleigh… It’s because they’re already full…

But she could see right through me. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your X-ray joke: Joke Poo: The Security Screening I completely froze during my airport security…

“Oh yeah? What for?” “Yacking off at a Yiffy Lube.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: Harvard Bound “I’m heading to Harvard this summer.”…

A frugalhorn. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on the frugalhorn joke, attempting to keep the same structure and pun-based humor: Joke Poo: Bear Necessities Which forest creature is notoriously bad at…

At least, that's the feedback I keep getting after first dates. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo So many squirrels have…

Because they spent most of their lives abroad. Joke Poo: Why Are Compost Toilets So Well-Read? Because they’ve been through so many digests. Alright, let’s break down this joke and then see…

I failed…it is really hard to find good players…. Joke Poo: Title: I tried to organise a competitive eating contest for picky eaters… I failed…the menu was just too limited. Alright, let’s…