I failed…it is really hard to find good players…. Joke Poo: Title: I tried to organise a competitive eating contest for picky eaters… I failed…the menu was just too limited. Alright, let’s…
Category: Totally Feckin random
A son comes to his mother
Son: Mom, could you tell me the exact hour I was born? Mother: My boy, I do not approve of you dating this girl. Okay, here’s a new joke inspired by the…
I’ve invented a new golf ball that automatically goes into the hole when it gets within 4 inches
I must remember not to keep them in my back pocket Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, playing on the original’s inconvenience of the invention: Joke Poo: Self-Watering Succulents I’ve invented a…
A Bus stops and two Italian Men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the…
Cowboy’s first time
A 21year-old Texas ranch hand was still a virgin, so he traveled to the city to see what he had been missing. He located a brothel and selected a lady to spend…
A friend asked me how I hoped to die someday. And I said I want to go peacefully in my sleep when I’m old, like my grandpa did.
Not screaming, like all the passengers in his car did Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Regarding Retirement Plans My financial advisor asked me how I envisioned my retirement. I said I…
Do you like jokes about cocaine?
A good one liner usually makes me snort a little. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your cocaine joke: Joke Poo: Do you like jokes about composting? A…
Three roads are sat in the pub
The A road says ‘I’m the toughest here as I carry the most traffic’. The dual carriageway says ‘no way, I’m the toughest, I carry loads more traffic than you at a…
I slept with a hooker last night and she took every nickel I had.
I’m not going to complain, though. It’s not every day I get banged cents-less! Joke Poo: I Hired a Plumber I hired a plumber last night and he charged me every penny…
A man is standing on the curb, ready to cross the street.
A man is standing on the curb, ready to cross the street. As he steps down and starts to cross, a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight at him….