fishin' impossible… Okay, here’s the “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original: Joke Poo: Accounting Impossible Tried to do my taxes with John Travolta the other day, but my return got rejected……
Category: Totally Feckin random
I recently returned from a vacation in Australia, it’s nothing like what they say on the internet
There are absolutely no kangaroos, no beaches, they misspelled their own country's name on the signs and for some strange reason everyone spoke German. Edit Context: many years ago I read a…
Am I fat?
• Boomers: “You could stand to lose a few pounds” • Millennials: “You’re beautiful just the way you are!” • Gen Z: “Don’t body shame me!” • Gen X: “I know 5…
Small acts of kindness can make someone’s day
I met a woman outside the mall crying, she had lost $200, so I gave her $40 from the $200 I found. When God blesses you, remember to bless others. Okay, here’s…
What do you call someone who raps about vegetables?
A beetboxer! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your veggie-rapping pun: Joke Poo: What do you call a bathroom stall reserved solely for comedians? A wit-loo! Alright, let’s…
Arnie the flasher was going to retire next month…
But he changed his mind. He decided to stick it out another year. Joke Poo: Title: Brenda the Baker was planning on closing up shop next week… But then she saw her…
My girlfriend and I are trying this whole “long distance relationship” thing.
I have to stay 100 feet away from her at all times. Also, the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: My…
Three guys stranded on a deserted island find a magical genie in a bottle
The genie offers to grant them each one wish for setting him free. First guy wishes he was off the island and back home. Poof, he disappears and is instantly back at…
A man goes up to a newspaper stand, buys a copy of the New York Times, takes one look at the front page, and throws it away with a disappointed look on his face.
Every day, he comes back to the newspaper stand, buys a copy of the Times, looks over the front page, gets disappointed, and then throws the paper away without opening it. This…
The Mother’s Instinct
After years of searching, a young man finally found love. He decided to introduce the woman of his dreams to his adoring mother by playing a trick: He brought home three women…