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I ate so much at the Vietnamese buffet…

Posted on August 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

…That they had to banh mi from eating there again Joke Poo: Original Joke: I ate so much at the Vietnamese buffet… …That they had to banh mi from eating there again….

Did you know…..

Posted on August 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

If you turn a canoe upside down you can wear it on your head? That's because it's now capsized. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the canoe joke, titled “Toilet Humor”:…

Local barber was arrested for selling illegal drugs. I was shocked, because I was his customer for many years…

Posted on August 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Newer known he was a barber. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: Local Beekeeper Local beekeeper was arrested for selling illegal drugs. I was…

What do you call a skunk armed with a laser pistol

Posted on August 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Pepe le PewPew Okay, I’ll take that joke and create a “Joke Poo” version. Original Joke: What do you call a skunk armed with a laser pistol? Pepe le PewPew Joke Poo:…

Three guys go camping.

Posted on August 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

After a tiring day, they fall asleep, exhausted in the tent. Next day, the first guy wakes up invigorated and says he had the strangest dream. "I dreamt that i was getting…

If prisoners could take their own mug shots…

Posted on August 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

They’d be called cellfies. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your “Cellfies” joke: Joke Poo: If Composters Could Trademark Their Creations… They’d be called Soil Proprietorships. Alright, let’s break down this…

Just finished sharing a bong with my neighbour before he heads off to work. I don’t normal get high on Sundays, but he’s a devout Christian.

Posted on August 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

And the Bible says that anyone who works on the Sabbath should be stoned. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled accordingly: Joke Poo: Just finished…

My neighbour is in the guinness book of records he’s had 43 concussions…

Posted on August 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

He lives very close, just a stones throw away… Okay, here’s a new joke based on your provided one, with a title and a twist, playing on the original’s setup: Joke Poo:…

A young man of age is so happy to be losing his virginity to the most beautiful village maiden.

Posted on August 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

Within seconds he both sneezes and ejaculates at the same moment. The maiden, with a knowing smile says; “It’s ok Cuntstootight” Okay, here’s a new joke based on your provided joke, aiming…

I asked my dad why we never put money in the basket at church..

Posted on August 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

He said because we are nondenominational. Joke Poo: I asked my toddler why he never flushes the toilet after pooping… He said because we practice leaving a deposit. Alright, let’s dissect this…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south

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