…That they had to banh mi from eating there again Joke Poo: Original Joke: I ate so much at the Vietnamese buffet… …That they had to banh mi from eating there again….
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If you turn a canoe upside down you can wear it on your head? That's because it's now capsized. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the canoe joke, titled “Toilet Humor”:…
Local barber was arrested for selling illegal drugs. I was shocked, because I was his customer for many years…
Newer known he was a barber. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: Local Beekeeper Local beekeeper was arrested for selling illegal drugs. I was…
What do you call a skunk armed with a laser pistol
Pepe le PewPew Okay, I’ll take that joke and create a “Joke Poo” version. Original Joke: What do you call a skunk armed with a laser pistol? Pepe le PewPew Joke Poo:…
Three guys go camping.
After a tiring day, they fall asleep, exhausted in the tent. Next day, the first guy wakes up invigorated and says he had the strangest dream. "I dreamt that i was getting…
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…
They’d be called cellfies. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your “Cellfies” joke: Joke Poo: If Composters Could Trademark Their Creations… They’d be called Soil Proprietorships. Alright, let’s break down this…
Just finished sharing a bong with my neighbour before he heads off to work. I don’t normal get high on Sundays, but he’s a devout Christian.
And the Bible says that anyone who works on the Sabbath should be stoned. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled accordingly: Joke Poo: Just finished…
My neighbour is in the guinness book of records he’s had 43 concussions…
He lives very close, just a stones throw away… Okay, here’s a new joke based on your provided one, with a title and a twist, playing on the original’s setup: Joke Poo:…
A young man of age is so happy to be losing his virginity to the most beautiful village maiden.
Within seconds he both sneezes and ejaculates at the same moment. The maiden, with a knowing smile says; “It’s ok Cuntstootight” Okay, here’s a new joke based on your provided joke, aiming…
I asked my dad why we never put money in the basket at church..
He said because we are nondenominational. Joke Poo: I asked my toddler why he never flushes the toilet after pooping… He said because we practice leaving a deposit. Alright, let’s dissect this…