He said because we are nondenominational. Joke Poo: I asked my toddler why he never flushes the toilet after pooping… He said because we practice leaving a deposit. Alright, let’s dissect this…
Category: Totally Feckin random
“how much does it cost to hire a church singing group?” I asked
"You mean a choir?" "Fine, how much does it cost to aquire a church singing group?" Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: Data Poo “How much does it cost to rent…
Sales of William Shatner’s new line of women’s lingerie have been shockingly low
Maybe Shatner Panties wasn't the best brand name Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: A Prickly Situation Sales of Gordon Ramsay’s new line of artisanal cactus-based ice cream have been…
Why is child birth called delivery…
When it’s obviously takeout Okay, here’s the joke: Joke Poo: Why is pet adoption called rescuing… …when it’s clearly a sanctioned kidnapping? Okay, let’s break down this joke: Original Joke Dissection: Core…
My job crushing soft drink cans made me sad.
It was soda pressing. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the soft drink can crushing joke: Joke Poo: My Job Interview My job interview at the landfill was…
Only a chef would get this joke. Two chefs are working in the kitchen until one hands the other a bowl of liquid…
The chef looks at the bowl and says, "Is this the butter I asked for?" The 2nd chef nods and says "Yes." The 1st chef smiles and says "Thank you for clarifying."…
Have they?
On my way to work I saw 6 guys walking around the graveyard carrying a coffin. On my way home from work I saw the same 6 guys, carrying the same coffin….
Taxidermy
I went to the taxidermist, they refused to do my tax return and told me I could get stuffed. Sorry, not sorry Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the taxidermy…
Some People Say the Bigger a Woman’s Boobs are, the Dumber that Woman is…
I think it’s the opposite. The bigger a woman’s boobs are, the dumber the man who is talking to her becomes. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo:…
Pac Man used to work in a chocolate factory.
He worked for Willy Wonka Wonka Wonka Wonka Wonka Wonka Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Pac-Man joke, titled “Data’s Diagnosis”: Data’s Diagnosis Data used to work as a diagnostic…