Category: Totally Feckin random

I think it’s the opposite. The bigger a woman’s boobs are, the dumber the man who is talking to her becomes. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo:…

He worked for Willy Wonka Wonka Wonka Wonka Wonka Wonka Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Pac-Man joke, titled “Data’s Diagnosis”: Data’s Diagnosis Data used to work as a diagnostic…

"Actually, I just wanted to tie my shoelaces." Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Astronaut’s Request “Control, this is Apollo 18. Did you want us to plant the American…

"When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first, then you." "Sure." replied the 4 year old. They make their way downstairs and their mum asks the 7 year old what he…

He's called Sheerluck Holmes. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Sheerluck Holmes joke: Title: The Algorithm’s Absurdity I’m developing an AI that generates poetry based on random…

That's a Horatio of 3 : 1 Joke Poo: The Data Scientist A company boasts that their AI can predict stock prices with incredible accuracy. Their star data scientist, known for his…

Because they lack toes in taller ants Joke Poo: Original Joke: Why can shorter ants more easily walk through milk? Punchline: Because they lack toes in taller ants. Joke Poo: Why do…

(since we're on this breed of ethnic joke, I heard this from Dick Holdstock some years ago) … two Scots, two Welshmen, two Irishmen, and two Englishmen. And they were there six…

I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes. I turned to a local tribesman and said "That lizards really funny." The tribesman replied, "That's…

But it's just too hard to explain. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: I was going to tell you a joke about composting… But it’s just too hard to digest. Alright, let’s…