Category: Totally Feckin random

It's the opposite of Hairloss. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Lowden is a bad name… It’s the opposite of HighWinning. Okay, let’s analyze that joke. Joke Dissection: Core Concept:…

You get 8 more. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your example: Joke Poo: Stinky Number Two I like taking number two better than number one. You get…

an investi-gator what do call an alligator that is wearing a vest an in-vest-igator what do call an alligator that puts money into financial schemes an invested-gator what do call an alligator…

I am on the crumpets. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: I’m both a vegetarian and a competitive eater. I’m in…

… to people who mix reds and whites when doing laundry. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your joke, titled “The Soil Scientist’s Lament”: Title: The Soil Scientist’s…

That’s inflation for you. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Root Canal I went to the dentist and got a filling and a root canal. The root canal cost more than…

…skydiving is not for you. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your original skydiving joke: Joke Poo: Coding Blues If at first your code doesn’t compile… …maybe you should have used…

…Which is weird, because I never paid them. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your IRS joke, titled “Litter Box Lament”: Litter Box Lament My cat keeps complaining…

Apparently it's a correctors item Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: The Seed Bank I unearthed an ancient bag of birdseed from the bottom of my garden…

I had no idea, did you? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Planetary Emergency It’s a global climate catastrophe today. I mean, duh. Did you even step…