Category: Totally Feckin random

I had no idea, did you? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Planetary Emergency It’s a global climate catastrophe today. I mean, duh. Did you even step…

 In the interview, the interviewer asks, "Where do you see yourself in the next 10 years?" "As a customer," he replies. Original Joke: A 60-year-old gets a job at a company that…

Cows are giving evaporated milk. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original, titled “Joke Poo: After Taco Bell Edition”: Joke Poo: After Taco Bell Edition My toilet……

I went to the supermarket to buy some shaved ham. I went to the counter and was served by an alpaca. I ask for 100 grams of shaved ham, the alpaca picks…

It was pretty nuts. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” building on the original’s structure and surprise pun: Title: Gardener’s Regret I was in the gardening center, and I accidentally…

Mom racoon: It's time for you to meet your son. Dad racoon: He can't be mine. He doesn't look anything like me! Mom racoon: How can you tell? He's wearing a mask….

but honestly i don’t know what’s so scary about it Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Uninspected Sewage”: Original Joke: They said the forest had…

Well dressed. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: I like my lawns like I like my code… …Well debugged and thoroughly weeded. Alright, let’s break down this joke and see…

It is no longer extra virgin. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version, playing on the olive oil joke: Joke Poo: I Fucked a Battery I fucked a battery. It’s…

At least, i'm pretty sure that's correct. Joke Poo: Ship Fun fact: “ship” is the only word in the English language where “sh-” makes a “sip” sound… At least, I’m pretty shore…