Category: Totally Feckin random

It is no longer extra virgin. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version, playing on the olive oil joke: Joke Poo: I Fucked a Battery I fucked a battery. It’s…

At least, i'm pretty sure that's correct. Joke Poo: Ship Fun fact: “ship” is the only word in the English language where “sh-” makes a “sip” sound… At least, I’m pretty shore…

"Fantastic!" says the guy. "It's a math question," says the caller. "Feeling confident?" "I am," says the guy. "I have a degree in math, and I teach it at the local school."…

Beetle: Can I buy some tortoise dung? Shopkeeper: Why tortoise dung? Beetle: Because that's the only dung that's made in-house Joke Poo: A tiny ant goes to a bakery specializing in custom…

Melania, the attentive student: "Who is Sid?" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original joke: Joke Poo: Algorithm Angst Chief Technology Officer in the conference room: “Artificial…

Butt stuff Joke Poo: What does a lactose-intolerant dairy farmer like to do in bed? Butt stuff. (Because… they can’t have the cream.) Alright, let’s analyze this… erm… spirited joke. Joke Dissection:…

I remember that time in Bangkok, 2 Thai girls approached me and asked if I wanted to have a 3some, they said it would be like winning the lottery… and it was…

He jumped out of the plane but when he pulled the cord of the parachute, it didn’t open. He tried tugging on it but it refused to budge. He started to panic….

I want to leave no Tern un-stoned. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, aiming for a similar structure and pun-based humor: Joke Poo: The Compost King I spend my evenings enriching the…

"Today's word of the day is 'contagious'," says the teacher. "Can anyone use the word "contagious" in a sentence?" Everyone remains still, until Little Johnny's hand goes up in the back of…