"Today's word of the day is 'contagious'," says the teacher. "Can anyone use the word "contagious" in a sentence?" Everyone remains still, until Little Johnny's hand goes up in the back of…
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2 Huts In German Prisoner Of War Camp
The Commendant walks in and says " I have ze good news and ze bad news First ze good news, you all are getting a change of underpants. Now ze bad news…….
It is a tough economy
Phil goes to his boss one day and says, “Sir, I’ll be honest. I know the economy isn’t great, but I’ve got three companies after me, and I’d like to ask for…
TIL that the Royal Navy has had 10 ships named HMS Beaver, and none of them sank
This means no Royal Navy sailor has ever gone down on a Beaver. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, playing off the same comedic structure: Joke Poo: The Compost Concern TIL that…
Weather service
A small weather station far out in the Northern wilderness received a call from the National Weather Service: "Hi, this is from the National Weather Service. We seem to have lost connection…
What are Whitney Houston’s two favorite body parts?
Hand eeeeeeeeeye!!! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Whitney Houston joke, titled “Toilet Humor”: Joke Poo: Toilet Humor What are a plumber’s two least favorite parts of…
After 2 weeks at the front, a sergeant addresses his troops in the trenches
"Finally some good news, men – today you all get a change of underwear! Johnson, you change with Andrews. Wilson, you change with Smith…" Joke Poo: Potluck Panic After everyone signed up…
A woman called me ugly until she found out how much money I make.
Now she's calling me ugly and poor. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap A farmer bragged about his prize-winning compost heap until he revealed how little actual…
Math class in an elementary school. The teacher asks little Johnny: “You have $200. You give $50 to Angela, $50 to Jessica, and $50 to Tammy. What do you have now? “
Little Johnny: "An orgy." Joke Poo: Business Trip Blooper Setting: A corporate retreat, trust-building exercise. The facilitator, Brenda, asks Kevin: “You have a company credit card with a $200 limit. You expense…
A kid is playing a video game in his room when his mom walks in and says, “Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!”
Without taking his eyes off the screen the kid says, "I'm right in the middle of this game; tell him to come in here!" A minute later her boyfriend walks in and…