Carjacking Edit: these comments are elite, good job y’all Joke Poo: How does a constipated centipede get relief? …It takes a stool softener and logs out. Alright, let’s break down this joke…
Category: Totally Feckin random
I saw a woman wearing short shorts that had a NASCAR logo.
I thought to myself, “that’s pretty racy” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the NASCAR shorts joke, titled Joke Poo: Title: Joke Poo: Astronomical Misunderstanding I saw an…
As I walked into work this morning my colleague said, “Dave, you look like shit.”
"Last night was crazy." I replied. "What happened?" he asked. "Me, my mate Steve and my mate Trevor all got very drunk," I replied. "And we ended up going back to Trevor's…
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef. Joke Poo: What do you call a cloud with no rain? Dry Humor. Alright, let’s dissect this bovine-based bon mot! Joke Analysis: Setup: “What do you call a cow with…
A joke for reddit
Some monks came down to a small village in need of carpentry. They offered to replace all the wooden pillars and support beams in all the buildings by themselves. When the villagers…
“Son, I found a condom in your room.”
“Hey, thanks, Grandpa!” “Why are you calling me Grandpa?” “Because I couldn’t find it yesterday.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” maintaining a similar structure and surprise related to the…
A man rubs a magic lamp, and a genie appears.
"You get one wish," says the genie. The man thinks and says: "I’m scared of flying and boats. I wish for a bridge from California to Hawaii so I can drive there."…
On his first day at work, an apprentice butcher was ordered to chop up some rabbit carcasses for display in the shop window.
He was able to slice through the baby rabbits without any problem but found that the blade was not strong enough to force its way through the adult animals. After struggling for…
When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue
When she was in a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the mood ring joke: Joke Poo: The Emotional Toilet…
I wanted to be a CEO
But I ended up in an entry-level job at the saltwater taffee factory. At least it's a sea sweet position. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: I Wanted To Be A Magician…