He said, “I know it’s embarrassing, but I’ve been pretending this dumb old thing is my friend.” I said to him, “that’s ok, lots of kids have imaginary friends.” Then he yelled…
Category: Totally Feckin random
There is something I don’t understand about 69
How did the 6 manage to hook up with a 9? Okay, I’ll take that challenge and deliver a "Joke Poo" based on the 69 joke. Original Joke: "There is something I…
When do horses eat the most?
In their hayday! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the horse joke, attempting to keep a similar structure and pun-based humor: Joke Poo: When do comedians bomb the hardest? …When they…
Confucius say…
There's a ton of these. Which ones have you heard? I'll go first. Confucius say… …man who go through airport door sideways, always going to Bangkok. …man who go up hill with…
Why is a car ferry like a condom?
Roll-on, roll-off, full of seamen and if you get a hole in one, you're sunk. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on that one, maintaining a similar structure and…
Do you have an acronym for TESLA?
Add to the list of car names explained like the following examples: ACURA: Asia's Curse Upon Rural America AUDI: Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BMW: Big Money Wasted CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually…
Something you don’t want to happen upon arriving on an exotic island:
You stumble across a hand-held video camera with the hands still attached. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke: Joke Poo: Island Delivery Something you really don’t…
I went to Whole Foods today, and was really impressed with the variety.
I had never been there before, and I always thought it would just be things like bagels, donuts, Cheerios, maybe some Swiss cheese… (Apologies, this joke only works verbally.) Joke Poo: The…
I wanted to spice up my love life…
… so I filled my sex doll up with helium. Now, the sex is fantastic. But her voice is so fucking annoying. Joke Poo: I wanted to fertilize my sad little garden……
Did you hear about the German cannibal?
He loved eating Hamburgers Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, inspired by your original German Cannibal joke: Title: Joke Poo – The French Flora Enthusiast Did you hear about the French gardener?…