Category: Totally Feckin random

The train was standing room only. My girlfriend really wanted to sit down so she said "Will anyone kindly give up their seat for a pregnant girl?" A guy stood up and…

My first selfie was oil on canvass. Okay, here’s the original joke and my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: I’m So Old… My first selfie was oil on canvas….

I thought the punishment would be more severe, but they just docked his pay and sent him to a pier support group for anchor management. Joke Poo: The Forgetful Farmer A scatterbrained…

Barium Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: What’s a Gardener’s Favorite Dance Move? What’s a gardener’s favorite dance move? …The Compost-Heap! Okay, let’s dissect…

A lighthouse keeper subcribes to a monthly magazine. At the start of the month the postman gets into a boat and rows his way to the island with the lighthouse. After an…

The KGB officer on duty says, " Indeed? Too bad, comrade, but unfortunately we do not track down petty theft. You would do better to contact the police." The man replies, "Oh,…

A woman arriving at a party scanes the room, and seeing an attractive man standing alone, she qoes up to him and introduces herself, "Hi my name is Carmen" He says "That's…

I love being a US Postal worker. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “I Love Being a US Postal Worker”: Joke Poo: The Dentist’s Delight…

One day he turns up at the zoo office, bloodied, mangled, mauled and barely able to stand, carrying a bucket of black paint and a paintbrush. "JESUS !!! Dec, you fekkin idjit"…

He salutes the judges and the crowd, Judges welcome him and ask him what is his talent and what is he going to perform. He speaks: -I am a rappe- -No i…