Category: Totally Feckin random

Without taking his eyes off the screen the kid says, "I'm right in the middle of this game; tell him to come in here!" A minute later her boyfriend walks in and…

Reddit – thank you for the reminder that the candles will cost more than the cake at my age. It's my cake day! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing…

Yo mamma so fat, she puts the WIDE in “why’d you eat that?” Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Yo Daddy So Tech-Savvy Yo daddy so tech-savvy, he puts the USB in…

Personally though, ive only ever seen them with four! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your alligator joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo Astronauts frequently report seeing…

I want to spend all my life seeing butts, only butts, he replied. The genie transformed him into a toilet bowl. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: The Accountant’s Curse An…

who are determined to give their drink a bit of body. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke, riffing on the burial ground and body theme: Joke Poo: The Software…

You Google search "memory loss" and are surprised to find that all of the links have already been clicked. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled…

One muffin says "dude, I'm getting so baked right now." The other muffin says "Woah! A talking muffin!" Okay, here’s a new joke based on your muffin joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke…

cold and pale Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke: Title: Joke Poo I like my programming code like I like my coffee: …hot, strong, and thoroughly…

But if you want to ask a geologist on a date, you have to be a little boulder. Joke Poo: You have to be careful to ask a vampire out… But if…