I don’t appreciate the stereotype. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the audiophile joke: Joke Poo: My Therapist My therapist calls me a “procrastination enthusiast” just because I wait until the…
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I opened a new flower nursery.
Business is blooming. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your flower nursery joke: Joke Poo: I opened a new sewage treatment plant. Business is flowing (smoothly). Explanation of…
What do you call delinquent owls
Hoo-ligans Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the owl joke: Title: Joke Poo What do you call a constipated mathematician? …A number two problem! Alright, let’s analyze this…
A flight was heading to Dubai.
It had just taken off when suddenly the pilot screamed loudly from the cockpit: “Oh my God! Oh my God!” Silence fell over the entire plane. The passengers were terrified and began…
I asked my daughter to give me a phone book.
She laughed at me, called me a boomer and lent me her new iPhone. So, now the spider is dead, her iPhone is broken & my daughter is furious… Joke Poo: The…
I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words to me just before he died:
"Are you still holding the ladder?" Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Astronaut’s Lament I’ll never forget my commander’s last words to me, floating untethered outside the spaceship: “Are you sure…
I went in a restaurant to just use the bathroom. After, the manager confronted me
He said: You can't use the bathroom unless you're a customer..! You think water, soap and paper towels are free? I shook his hand, and said: Don't worry. I neither flushed nor…
A girl starts working at a construction company
The guys making fun of her, and one asks if she even knows the difference between a screw, a nail and a bolt. She replies: well, I think I’ve never been bolted…
Use the word fornication in a sentence
This tie is perfect fornication like this Okay, I need the original joke first! Please provide the joke you want me to riff on. I can’t create a “Joke Poo” without the…
Archeologists have found a previously undiscovered tomb in a pyramid near Cairo; inside, they found a mummy encased in milk chocolate with bits of hazelnut
They have determined that it is Pharaoh Rocher. Joke Poo: Paleontologists have unearthed a remarkably preserved fossilized dung heap in Montana. Inside, embedded amongst the petrified manure, they discovered perfectly preserved nuggets…