Category: Totally Feckin random

Sharon was NOT up for a good time. What an ackward conversation that was…. Joke Poo: Beware the Back of the Cereal Box Don’t believe things printed on the back of a…

Police say they have nothing to go on. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your prompt, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Someone broke into the national sperm bank and stole all…

It’s a long story… (Olaf Falafel) Joke Poo: We Named Our New Show ‘Pilot’ We named our new TV show “Pilot” and then we named the second episode “Canceled”… It’s a very…

An Air Friar. Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo” based on the original, with a similar structure but a different core element: Joke Poo: What do you call a constipated…

Because they get annoyed if you try to iron them. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the rhinoceros joke: Joke Poo: The Grumpy Garbage Truck Why are garbage trucks always so…

The cow fell on him Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: My Friend’s Fortune My friend lost all his money investing in a company selling invisibility cloaks. …He was never seen again….

They have a lot of sides Joke Poo: Why should you never hire a motivational speaker who only talks about chickens? …They’ll just keep clucking about reaching your poultry potential. Alright, let’s…

And then some asshole kicked me out of the shooting range. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on your initial joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: My First Flush Took…

I have to admit, it would have been way easier if I had written it on paper. Original Joke: I just finished writing an essay on cats. I have to admit, it…

And I have a very serious drinking opportunity. Okay, here’s my attempt: Original Joke: Don’t think of something as “problem.” Instead, think of it as an opportunity. And I have a very…