Category: Totally Feckin random

And I have a very serious drinking opportunity. Okay, here’s my attempt: Original Joke: Don’t think of something as “problem.” Instead, think of it as an opportunity. And I have a very…

My older brother told me this joke when I was six years old: The King’s Dying Wish Long ago, when ping pong balls were rare and precious, a dying king summoned his…

"Suit yourself." Joke Poo: What did the plumber say to the demanding toilet? “Flush yourself.” Alright, let’s break down this joke and then stitch together some comedic enhancements. Joke Analysis: Setup: “What…

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it. Original Joke: I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it. Joke Poo:…

Because Poe wrote on both. Joke Poo: Why is a clogged toilet like a philosophy textbook? Because both are full of dense material that’s difficult to flush. Okay, let’s dissect this classic…

Because they have 180 degrees. Joke Poo: Why do plungers struggle to get a job in construction? Because they’re always bringing things to a standstill! Alright, let’s dive into this protractor pun!…

Grandad looks at him and says "No, why?" Kid then says "Coz I just overheard dad sayin' that when you croak, we can go to Disney Land." Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo”…

And it activated the front camera. Okay, I can work with that. Here’s my “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original: Joke Poo: Smart Toilet Today, I asked my new smart toilet, “Why…

They’ll be called Domestic in the States though. Okay, here’s a joke riffing on the “Foreigner” joke, titled “Joke Poo,” trying to maintain a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo The British…

When the guy in the van is suddenly “all out” of free candy. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Recycling Revelation What’s the worst way to…