When the guy in the van is suddenly “all out” of free candy. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Recycling Revelation What’s the worst way to…
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My girlfriend insisted that I tell her my complete ssexual history.
So I told her about my first time and listed all the women I slept with, up to her… And that is where I should have stopped. Okay, here’s my attempt at…
They say if you want to truly know somebody you got to walk a mile in their shoes
But I think that’s going just a bit too far Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” titled “Joke Logs”: Original Joke: They say if you want to truly know somebody…
My boss said something to me the other day that made it impossible for me to go on working for him.
"You're fired." Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Bird Droppings My ornithologist friend said something to me the other day during our birdwatching trip that made it impossible for me to keep…
Santa comes
Two prostitutes are chatting after a long day. One says, “You know, Christmas is coming soon! I’m really looking forward to it.” The other smiles, “Yeah, me too, especially the presents! So……
My High School was so outdated…
The periodic table still had “wind” on it. Okay, here’s the joke: Joke Poo: My Son’s Diaper Was So Ancient… …when I opened it, the poop had already fossilized and was being…
A recruit is in the army. On the first day, the commander says:
My name is Sergeant Burtt. Remember — Burtt, there’s an R in the middle. If anyone says it wrong or makes fun of it, will be in big trouble. From time to…
So somebody asked me to tell them a joke they’d never heard before and will likely never hear again. So I told them a joke…
in sign language. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Culinary Complaint So, a customer called the restaurant manager over and said, “I need to make a complaint you’ll never hear before…
If I ever start drinking again,
I am going to convert to Judaism. You never see a Star of David memorial on the side of the road. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your…
Insect
A family is driving through a sketchy neighborhood when suddenly a huge dildo lands on their windshield… and after a few seconds, slides off. From the back seat, their kid asks: “What…