Category: Totally Feckin random

A family is driving through a sketchy neighborhood when suddenly a huge dildo lands on their windshield… and after a few seconds, slides off. From the back seat, their kid asks: “What…

A man jumps out of a plane, but his parachute doesn’t open. Panicking, he pulls the cord for the reserve chute… snap! that one’s broken too. He’s plummeting toward the ground like…

During a promotional sales event I asked the commissioned jewelry sales clerk how much she would take off if I bought 5 different pieces and she replied, "Everything but my earrings"! Original…

In fact there is even a hole in one. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, playing on the same setup of ridiculously large things and a punning punchline: Joke Poo: Space Debris…

It was a midwife crisis Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the midwife joke: Title: Joke Poo – Plumbing Poetry I had an emergency with a sewage specialist…

An elderly woman asks the cashier if Chad can carry her groceries to her car. The cashier signals to Chad to go ahead and help. As soon as they are outside the…

I've made a grave mistake! Happy pre spooky season. Original Joke: What did Dr. Frankenstein say when he realized he brought the wrong body back to life? I’ve made a grave mistake!…

But that's a worst-case scenario. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Compost Concern I’m at the community garden’s compost bin, and I’m concerned that my contribution will smell dreadful compared…

Two nuns are driving down the road, when the devil jumps on their bonnet. “Quick, show him your cross!” Says the one driving to her friend. The other winds the window down…

I don’t know, he hasn’t opened it yet! Joke Poo: What Did the Comedian With Stage Fright Get for His Gig? What did the comedian with crippling stage fright get for his…