I dropped the soap in the shower. A big inmate, with a cock like a python approached me. "Nice try, you ugly c#nt," he said and handed it back to me. Okay,…
Category: Totally Feckin random
My friend lives in a gated community, doesn’t pay for food or rent, has enough free time that he spends most of the day reading or exercising, and constantly surrounded by people trying to sleep with him
Yet he complains non stop about how bad prison is. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided joke: Joke Poo: The Influencer’s Lament My sister lives in…
As soon as I got to the nude beach, I was reminded that today was trash pickup day…
Everyone had their cans out Okay, I’ll play along and create a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke. Original Joke: As soon as I got to the nude beach, I was…
This week in Little Johnny’s English class
This week in Little Johnny’s English class, they were learning about punctuation. When they got to periods, Johnny asked, “Why are periods so important?” The teacher informed him and asked why he…
I was in a restuarant last night and was unhappy with my meal. So, I called the waiter over and said…
"Waiter, my soup is cold!" The waiter replied, "It's Gazpacho." So I said, " Gazpacho, my soup is cold!" Joke Poo: The Potting Mix I was in a garden center yesterday, unhappy…
Want to buy an unconditional mattress?
No springs attached. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riff on the mattress joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Wanna Buy a Used Diaper? It’s got… …absolutely no ifs, ands, or butts! Alright, let’s…
A movie just came out about the last fertile man being in grave danger.
It's called Saving Ryan's Privates. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the “Saving Ryan’s Privates” joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: The Last Roll A bakery just opened…
At my job we would mark our time “off” in a calendar with an event named, for example, “Robert Off”
This was fine until Jack needed to go on leave. Joke Poo: The Software Update At my software company, we named our update releases after the lead developer responsible, for example, “Version…
Why don’t cows give pink milk ?
Because that'd be udder nonsense. Joke Poo: Why don’t toilets sing opera? Because they’d have terrible plunders! Alright, let’s milk this joke for all it’s worth! Joke Dissection: Premise: Cows are commonly…
An insect flew up to me and whispered in my ear, “Brother, can you spare a dime?”
Guess he was a bumblebee. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your “Bumblebee Beggar” joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Confession A earthworm wriggled up to me in the garden and whispered…