Category: Totally Feckin random

but then they want to fight when you try to put them in the trunk. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the “Every Girl Likes to be Swept…

Tomorrow my goal is to turn it on. Okay, here’s a Joke Poo riffing on the treadmill joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: My Garden I spent an hour meticulously planting seeds in…

She must be a right slag Okay, here’s the original joke and my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version, titled appropriately: Original Joke: They say there is a woman out there for…

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Ethels are green. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled “Fido’s Feelings,” riffing on the original poem’s structure and unexpected color association: Joke Poo:…

Noah probably didn't do any fishing on the Ark. Not with just 2 worms. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the Noah’s Ark joke, titled “Alien Zoo”: Title: Alien Zoo Zorp…

A man is walking past a farm one day, and sees the farmer holding a pig up under an apple tree. Every time the farmer lifts up the pig, the pig bites…

He never hit her, he simply died before her Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on your original, titled “Software Sunset”: Title: Software Sunset 20 years ago, my company sunsetted the…

Because they miss behive. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Why are homeless bees so rowdy? Because they miss behive.”: Joke Poo: Why are stray…

The holy braille Joke Poo: What do you call a potty training guide written for puppies? …The Number One Poo. Alright, let’s break down this joke like a commandments tablet! Dissection: Setup:…

But it was our son Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Compost Chaos”: Joke Poo: Compost Chaos The garden club president accused Mildred of ruining the annual flower…