Category: Totally Feckin random

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the chess enthusiast joke, titled “Methane Matters”: Methane Matters What do you call a collection…

Dr.: why are you Sodapressed? Coca-Cola: too many people are kicking their coke habit. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on the Dr. Pepper/Coca-Cola joke, titled “Fiber Feud”: Title: Fiber Feud Metamucil…

Two guys ring the bell of the brothel. The Madam opens the door. — What do you want? — What can we get for five dollars? — For five dollars you can…

What does a construction worker and a necrophiliac have in common? After a hard day they like to pound a few cold ones. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on…

Honey CrisPSPSPSPSPS Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the cat/apple joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo What’s a plumber’s favorite kind of donut? … Honey CrullerSssssssssss (sound of…

Everyone has their own, so unless being asked, you don’t show it to everyone you meet just to prove you have one. Otherwise people will just remember you as an asshole. Okay,…

A shot, straight to the dome Joke Poo: If a Data Scientist… Original Joke: If a Vodka Soda with a splash of Cranberry is called a “Rose Kennedy” what’s a “John Kennedy”?…

(A) A PhD in Biology (B) A PhD in Mathematics (C) A PhD in Statistics (D) A large pepperoni pizza ————————— Answer: (B) – the other three can all feed a family…

Both denied any wrongdoing. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by the green dildos on the WNBA court joke: Title: Unidentified Flying Omelets After dozens of cheese and mushroom…

I said, "no not personally" Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, titled “The Compost Heap:“ Original Joke (for reference): My friend said “They have a female mayor in that Italian city, genoa”…