Category: Totally Feckin random

Both denied any wrongdoing. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by the green dildos on the WNBA court joke: Title: Unidentified Flying Omelets After dozens of cheese and mushroom…

I said, "no not personally" Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, titled “The Compost Heap:“ Original Joke (for reference): My friend said “They have a female mayor in that Italian city, genoa”…

I feel stabbed in the back Okay, here’s a new joke riffing on the original, with the title “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo My plumber promised my clog would go away, but…

My mate rang me last night to tell me he failed his first exam in Aboriginal music. "That's a shame" I said, "Didja redo it?" Okay, here’s a joke based on the…

which she had to do as the only other option was a can of Fosters. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” inspired by your original: Title: Joke Poo: Everest Ascent…

"Just B positive." Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, titled “Compost King’s Secret”: Compost King’s Secret “Mr. Compost King, what’s your secret? How do you grow such vibrant, healthy roses?” “Just B-decompose-itive!”…

A deaf-mute man walks into a pharmacy to buy some condoms. He pulls out his junk, lays it on the counter next to a ten-dollar bill, and makes a few muffled sounds…

He replied “I can’t say I do.” “Yeah that’s one of them.” Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” riff on your joke: Joke Poo: I Told My Landlord I told my landlord, “I…

I imagine this has been told her before. Still, there's a difference between a repost and a classic. Adam tells God, "I'm lonesome."  God says, "I have just the thing for you–a…

And a Czech one too. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original, with the title “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: I have a goldfish that’s a plumber. And a school…