Some monks came down to a small village in need of carpentry. They offered to replace all the wooden pillars and support beams in all the buildings by themselves. When the villagers…
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“Son, I found a condom in your room.”
“Hey, thanks, Grandpa!” “Why are you calling me Grandpa?” “Because I couldn’t find it yesterday.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” maintaining a similar structure and surprise related to the…
A man rubs a magic lamp, and a genie appears.
"You get one wish," says the genie. The man thinks and says: "I’m scared of flying and boats. I wish for a bridge from California to Hawaii so I can drive there."…
On his first day at work, an apprentice butcher was ordered to chop up some rabbit carcasses for display in the shop window.
He was able to slice through the baby rabbits without any problem but found that the blade was not strong enough to force its way through the adult animals. After struggling for…
When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue
When she was in a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the mood ring joke: Joke Poo: The Emotional Toilet…
I wanted to be a CEO
But I ended up in an entry-level job at the saltwater taffee factory. At least it's a sea sweet position. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: I Wanted To Be A Magician…
A tourist goes to a restaurant in Madrid and orders the special. When it comes, he asks what it is.
"These are cojones, Señor." "What's that? What are cojones?" "These are the testicles of the bull, the one which lost the bullfight this afternoon at the arena. Very good. Very good." So he…
I watched a porno flick about a sex competition, and couldn’t decide who I wanted to win.
I was pulling for all of them. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riff on the original, titled “Data’s Dilemma”: Joke Poo: Data’s Dilemma I was watching a computer science competition all about…
I said to my therapist “I’ve been feeling ultra paranoid lately”
He said "Well you looked perfectly relaxed in your bath this morning" Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original: Joke Poo: The Performance Review I told my boss, “I’ve been…
A teacher and his engineering students were given free plane tickets to go on a field trip.
Once they were all on the plane, the captain announced that the plane they were on had been built by the students. All of the students immediately ran out of the plane,…