He salutes the judges and the crowd, Judges welcome him and ask him what is his talent and what is he going to perform. He speaks: -I am a rappe- -No i…
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I brought an ice pick on a date.
The woman asked, "What's that for?" I said, "It's just for breaking the ice." Joke Poo: I Brought a Mute to the Concert I brought a trombone mute to a heavy metal…
Aliens arrive. Their first message to the world
"Release The Epstein Files" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided joke: Joke Poo: Deep Sea Demands Deep sea creatures breach the surface. Their first communication to…
A teacher is having a nightmare year with a student
On a particularly bad day she take Johnny aside to talk to him. Teacher: Johnny, do you have parents at home? Johnny: Yes. Teacher: And do you listen to them? Johnny: No….
It’s a running gag in “Calvin and Hobbes” that Calvin’s bike tries to cripple him every time he gets on it, and Calvin tries to destroy it whenever Dad isn’t watching.
It's a vicious cycle! Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” riffing on the Calvin and Hobbes bike joke: Joke Poo: The Sentient Smart Fridge It’s a running gag in the Miller family that…
At a college football game, I pointed to the field and told the person next to me, “That’s my son down there!” She asked what number he was.
I said, “He’s our third!” Joke Poo: Digital Download At a comic convention, I pointed to the line for the exclusive print and told the person next to me, “That’s my novel…
What should be used to keep men away?
Detergent Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the detergent joke: Joke Poo: What Should You Use To Keep Flies Away? … Deter-gents! (Like, be gents, or the flies…
A florist named Daniel got married to a short graphic designer named Stephanie.
She decided to design a new sign for his flower shop, but he thought one of the leaves on the flower in the center was too big. That's one small Steph for…
Fear not the man who has watched 10,000 movies once.
Fear the man who has watched one movie 10,000 times. Because like wtf is wrong with that guy. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original: Joke Poo:…
My girlfriend asked me, what would I do to her if she was a blow up doll
Apparently, letting some of the air out wasn't the correct answer. Original Joke: My girlfriend asked me, what would I do to her if she was a blow up doll? Apparently, letting…