And a Czech one too. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original, with the title “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: I have a goldfish that’s a plumber. And a school…
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I just bought some condoms
The cashier asked me if I wanted a bag. I said no, she isn't that ugly. Joke Poo: I just adopted a puppy. The adoption counselor asked me if I wanted some…
Have you heard of the guy who got a tattoo with map symbols and their meaning?
This guy is a legend! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke, titled “Toilet Map”: Original Joke: Have you heard of the guy who got a…
In the first lesson, my Mexican driving instructor taught me:
Red stop, gringo. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of the provided joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: In my first marine biology class, the professor, a grizzled old sailor, told me:…
I told my friend about my new job at a bowling company. He asked if it was ten pin?
I told him, " No permanent!" Joke Poo: The Biohazard Specialist I told my friend about my new job at a hazmat cleanup company. He asked if it was handling medical waste?…
What’s Karl Marx’s favorite chemical element?
Antimoney Joke Poo: What’s a minimalist’s least favorite room in the house? The Utility Closet. (Too much stuff.) Alright, let’s break down this joke: Joke Analysis: Punchline: “Antimoney” Setup: “What’s Karl Marx’s…
Why is Saudi Arabia always late on trends?
They live under Iraq Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Why is Saudi Arabia always late on trends? They live under Iraq.” Title: Joke Poo:…
Two vampires
One vampire says to the other: “I’m starving, man! I really need some fresh blood!” The other replies: “You better hurry, the sun’s almost up!” “Okay, be right back!” He flies out…
My grandfather had the heart of a lion…
and a lifetime ban from the zoo. Original Joke: My grandfather had the heart of a lion… and a lifetime ban from the zoo. Joke Poo: My Plumber’s Dilemma My plumber has…
Though nobody will be shaken by this, what I say next may cause a stir:
watching spy movies is the perfect bonding experience. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your premise: Joke Poo: Archaeological Discovery Though nobody will be shaken by this, what…