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Category: Totally Feckin random

I have a Polish friend who’s a sound engineer

Posted on August 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

And a Czech one too. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original, with the title “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: I have a goldfish that’s a plumber. And a school…

I just bought some condoms

Posted on August 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

The cashier asked me if I wanted a bag. I said no, she isn't that ugly. Joke Poo: I just adopted a puppy. The adoption counselor asked me if I wanted some…

Have you heard of the guy who got a tattoo with map symbols and their meaning?

Posted on July 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

This guy is a legend! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke, titled “Toilet Map”: Original Joke: Have you heard of the guy who got a…

In the first lesson, my Mexican driving instructor taught me:

Posted on July 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

Red stop, gringo. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of the provided joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: In my first marine biology class, the professor, a grizzled old sailor, told me:…

I told my friend about my new job at a bowling company. He asked if it was ten pin?

Posted on July 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

I told him, " No permanent!" Joke Poo: The Biohazard Specialist I told my friend about my new job at a hazmat cleanup company. He asked if it was handling medical waste?…

What’s Karl Marx’s favorite chemical element?

Posted on July 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

Antimoney Joke Poo: What’s a minimalist’s least favorite room in the house? The Utility Closet. (Too much stuff.) Alright, let’s break down this joke: Joke Analysis: Punchline: “Antimoney” Setup: “What’s Karl Marx’s…

Why is Saudi Arabia always late on trends?

Posted on July 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

They live under Iraq Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Why is Saudi Arabia always late on trends? They live under Iraq.” Title: Joke Poo:…

Two vampires

Posted on July 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

One vampire says to the other: “I’m starving, man! I really need some fresh blood!” The other replies: “You better hurry, the sun’s almost up!” “Okay, be right back!” He flies out…

My grandfather had the heart of a lion…

Posted on July 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

and a lifetime ban from the zoo. Original Joke: My grandfather had the heart of a lion… and a lifetime ban from the zoo. Joke Poo: My Plumber’s Dilemma My plumber has…

Though nobody will be shaken by this, what I say next may cause a stir:

Posted on July 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

watching spy movies is the perfect bonding experience. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your premise: Joke Poo: Archaeological Discovery Though nobody will be shaken by this, what…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A mom is putting her little boy to bed.
  • My favourite math joke
  • Little Johnny is playing in the yard when he gets a wood splinter in his hand…
  • A woman waits anxiously outside the ICU for news about her husband.
  • Three blokes were at the pub discussing what the fastest thing in the world is
  • An American politician once visited the USSR, and was given a tour of a Soviet automobile factory
  • A young Jewish man walks into an antique shop.
  • What do you call a line up at a Vietnamese restaurant?
  • Just had to take my 2 year old cousin’s shitty nappy off
  • We are the Dyslexic Borg.
  • The Girl with the Wooden Eye
  • Raised in a Barn
  • Eucalyptus
  • I was visiting my girlfriend the other night…
  • Cross-eyed horse
  • The woman and her blonde friend decided to take a fishing trip.
  • A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.
  • A man calls the police
  • What is a landlord’s favorite kind of tea?
  • Fun puns.
  • My wife and I were discussing names for our newborn son when she asked if we could name him after her father.
  • What do you call a group of crows that are one short of a flock?
  • Sister Mary sat across the table from the mother superior.
  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.
  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet

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