and a lifetime ban from the zoo. Original Joke: My grandfather had the heart of a lion… and a lifetime ban from the zoo. Joke Poo: My Plumber’s Dilemma My plumber has…
Category: Totally Feckin random
Though nobody will be shaken by this, what I say next may cause a stir:
watching spy movies is the perfect bonding experience. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your premise: Joke Poo: Archaeological Discovery Though nobody will be shaken by this, what…
Have you heard of the guy who got a tattoo with map symbols and their meaning?
This guy is a legend! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke, titled “Toilet Map”: Original Joke: Have you heard of the guy who got a…
Interviewer: “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”
Guy: “Well, I’m your man. Everywhere I’ve worked, when something went wrong… they said I was responsible.” Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Poop Scooper Interview Interviewer: “We need someone who…
I had a small clock implanted in my brain.
I have been have second thoughts ever since. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: I Had a Small Calendar Imprinted on My Butt I’ve been having date-related anxieties ever since….
Tried in a hostile town
a man didn’t think he had any chance of getting off a murder charge, so shortly before the jury retired, he bribed one of the jurors to find him guilty of the…
“Look, a shooting star! Quick, make a wish!”
“I want to have a USB charging port instead of my bellybutton.” “Are you an idiot?” “Why?” “Everybody knows that if you say it out loud, it won’t come true.” Joke Poo:…
You know what they say about telling secrets in a corn maze…
It’s really best not to… after all, the walls have ears. Original Joke: You know what they say about telling secrets in a corn maze… It’s really best not to… after all,…
I hate mirrors
They're so ugly. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on “I hate mirrors. They’re so ugly.” Title: Joke Poo I avoid public restrooms… They’re always so judgmental. Okay, let’s analyze that joke….
It’s so hot out today,
I seen a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the bird and worm joke: Joke Poo: Retirement Home Shuffle…