Category: Totally Feckin random

I seen a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the bird and worm joke: Joke Poo: Retirement Home Shuffle…

Guess cocaine and animal heads are healthier than kale and exercise. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Ozzy/Simmons joke: Joke Poo: Keith Richards lived longer than Mr….

 I was playing with my pen, and he screamed, "Goddammit, suppress your natural instincts and focus here!"  "Okay," I said. After a while, our office caught fire, and the boss caught fire…

They get pulled over. The cop asked them if they knew how fast they were going. Einstein looks at his watch and said "no. But the hands were still moving it couldn't…

The census taker comes to the Rabinovich house: "Does Abram Rabinovich live here?" "No" "Well, then, comrade, what is your name?" "Abram Rabinovich." "Wait a minute, didn't you just tell me that…

Due to indoor fins Joke Poo: Original Joke: Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain… Due to indoor fins. New Joke: Collecting rare stamps can have…

Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would…

And asked "What did you do to get here?" First guy answers, "I was late to work, so they said I was sabotaging the Revolution." Second guy answers, "I arrived early to…

They are brail for "suck here". Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original: Joke Poo: What are the knobs on a touchscreen car radio for? …They’re Braille…

The first said, "Today I was at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember if I had just gone up or was about to go down." The second said, "I…