Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God. Joke Poo: Original Joke: I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like…
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I posted a video of me masturbating to midget porn and then felt guilty
It's one of my shortcomings Okay, I understand. Here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke: Joke Poo: Unsent Draft I drafted an email to my boss detailing all…
a woman asked me if i was into CNC
and i don't even own a 3D printer Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of the 3D printer CNC joke: Title: Joke Poo: Server Room Shenanigans A recruiter asked me…
I’ve noticed that the price of balloons keeps going up.
Inflation. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the balloon inflation joke: Joke Poo: Flush Economics I’ve noticed the amount of toilet paper I’m using seems to be increasing. …Waste expansion. Alright,…
A student in Tokyo was arrested after trying to cheat in an exam with a headphone the size of a grain of rice.
Police thought they'd also caught a second suspect, but he just turned out to be a messy eater. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke…
My grief counselor died
My grief counselor died last week. But he was so good, I didn’t even care. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the grief counselor joke: Joke Poo: My…
Have you met Eric? He’s a genie. He’s not special or anything.
He's just Djinn Eric. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Genie Eric joke: Joke Poo: Encountered Edgar Have you met Edgar? He’s a particularly nasty gremlin. He’s really not that…
My sister says she needs peace while cooking and told everyone to not make any noise.
So I turned off the smoke detector. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by your smoke detector joke: Joke Poo: The Library Card My grandpa says he needs absolute…
I learned to mind my own business today
I was walking past the mental hospital this afternoon and heard all the patients shouting, “13, 13, 13, 13, 13!” The fence was too high to see over, but I spotted a…
My sister tells people she turned vegan for love
Which is weird because she always has beef with everybody. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: My brother tells people he got into composting for love Which is ironic, because…