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I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy.

Posted on July 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God. Joke Poo: Original Joke: I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like…

I posted a video of me masturbating to midget porn and then felt guilty

Posted on July 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

It's one of my shortcomings Okay, I understand. Here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke: Joke Poo: Unsent Draft I drafted an email to my boss detailing all…

a woman asked me if i was into CNC

Posted on July 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

and i don't even own a 3D printer Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of the 3D printer CNC joke: Title: Joke Poo: Server Room Shenanigans A recruiter asked me…

I’ve noticed that the price of balloons keeps going up.

Posted on July 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Inflation. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the balloon inflation joke: Joke Poo: Flush Economics I’ve noticed the amount of toilet paper I’m using seems to be increasing. …Waste expansion. Alright,…

A student in Tokyo was arrested after trying to cheat in an exam with a headphone the size of a grain of rice.

Posted on July 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Police thought they'd also caught a second suspect, but he just turned out to be a messy eater. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke…

My grief counselor died

Posted on July 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

My grief counselor died last week. But he was so good, I didn’t even care. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the grief counselor joke: Joke Poo: My…

Have you met Eric? He’s a genie. He’s not special or anything.

Posted on July 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

He's just Djinn Eric. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Genie Eric joke: Joke Poo: Encountered Edgar Have you met Edgar? He’s a particularly nasty gremlin. He’s really not that…

My sister says she needs peace while cooking and told everyone to not make any noise.

Posted on July 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

 So I turned off the smoke detector. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by your smoke detector joke: Joke Poo: The Library Card My grandpa says he needs absolute…

I learned to mind my own business today

Posted on July 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

I was walking past the mental hospital this afternoon and heard all the patients shouting, “13, 13, 13, 13, 13!” The fence was too high to see over, but I spotted a…

My sister tells people she turned vegan for love

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

Which is weird because she always has beef with everybody. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: My brother tells people he got into composting for love Which is ironic, because…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • At the World Cup final, a man notices an empty seat next to him. He asks, “Who would miss the World Cup final?”
  • A guy tells his buddy, “My wife ran off with my best friend Mike yesterday.”
  • Still my favorite joke I ever made up. :)
  • We were enjoying warm drinks at the fall festival when my girlfriend’s dad pulled me aside and sternly asked what my intentions were with his daughter.
  • Did you hear about the Vulcan that got married and had children?
  • The farmer and the milking machine!
  • When two tampons walk down the street why don’t they say anything to each other?
  • A mom is putting her little boy to bed.
  • My favourite math joke
  • Little Johnny is playing in the yard when he gets a wood splinter in his hand…
  • A woman waits anxiously outside the ICU for news about her husband.
  • Three blokes were at the pub discussing what the fastest thing in the world is
  • An American politician once visited the USSR, and was given a tour of a Soviet automobile factory
  • A young Jewish man walks into an antique shop.
  • What do you call a line up at a Vietnamese restaurant?
  • Just had to take my 2 year old cousin’s shitty nappy off
  • We are the Dyslexic Borg.
  • The Girl with the Wooden Eye
  • Raised in a Barn
  • Eucalyptus
  • I was visiting my girlfriend the other night…
  • Cross-eyed horse
  • The woman and her blonde friend decided to take a fishing trip.
  • A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.
  • A man calls the police
  • What is a landlord’s favorite kind of tea?
  • Fun puns.
  • My wife and I were discussing names for our newborn son when she asked if we could name him after her father.
  • What do you call a group of crows that are one short of a flock?
  • Sister Mary sat across the table from the mother superior.
  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.
  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor

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