Category: Totally Feckin random

Which is weird because she always has beef with everybody. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: My brother tells people he got into composting for love Which is ironic, because…

Today I seen a large woman at the bus stop. I asked "When's it due? She replied, "I'm not pregnant, you asshole. I said, "I meant the bus, you fat bitch!" Joke…

Seems I'm not remotely funny. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by your Zoom joke: Title: Toilet Humor I told a joke while using a public restroom stall. No…

 My niece came up to me and said she needed her "tablet," and when I refused, she started acting unconscious and falling on the ground. Okay, here’s a Joke Poo based on…

First insect wedding that I’ve attended. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled: Joke Poo: I Saw A Manatee I saw a manatee the other day. First underwater opera…

For example, I'm going to the liquor store and I'm afraid that it's closed. Okay, here’s a joke riffing on the claustrophobia one, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Kleptophobia is the fear…

His friend asks what’s in the bag. “Gorilla testicles.” “Why the hell do you have gorilla testicles!?” “The vet said they have powers, watch this.” The two travel to a convenience store…

I'm sticking to my plans. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your glue-and-itinerary joke, titled accordingly: Joke Poo: I Accidentally Sat on a Pile of Brownies I’m sticking to my pants….

  “Yes,” he said. “My dad taught me.” “Good. So what comes after eight?” “Nine,” answered Johnny. “And what comes after nine?” “Ten.” “And what comes after ten?” “The jack.” Joke Poo:…

Stationery Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riff on the paper airplane joke: Title: Joke Poo What do you call a toilet paper roll that’s never used? … Still life. Alright, let’s break…