They were Suggestives. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version, riffing on your biscuit joke: Joke Poo: The Encyclopedic Enema I bought an enema kit online. The product description read,…
Category: Totally Feckin random
Racism exists in the oceanographic community.
It really does. A black fish kills people and they call it a "killer" whale. A white fish kills people and they still call it the "great" white shark! Joke Poo: Academic…
Why are you right handed?
"My other arm left." Joke Poo: Why’s the Toilet Clogged? “Why’s the toilet clogged?” “My other flush broke.” Okay, let’s dissect this joke! Analysis: Setup: “Why are you right handed?” This sets…
How does Lightning McQueen masturbate?
Carjacking Edit: these comments are elite, good job y’all Joke Poo: How does a constipated centipede get relief? …It takes a stool softener and logs out. Alright, let’s break down this joke…
I saw a woman wearing short shorts that had a NASCAR logo.
I thought to myself, “that’s pretty racy” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the NASCAR shorts joke, titled Joke Poo: Title: Joke Poo: Astronomical Misunderstanding I saw an…
As I walked into work this morning my colleague said, “Dave, you look like shit.”
"Last night was crazy." I replied. "What happened?" he asked. "Me, my mate Steve and my mate Trevor all got very drunk," I replied. "And we ended up going back to Trevor's…
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef. Joke Poo: What do you call a cloud with no rain? Dry Humor. Alright, let’s dissect this bovine-based bon mot! Joke Analysis: Setup: “What do you call a cow with…
A joke for reddit
Some monks came down to a small village in need of carpentry. They offered to replace all the wooden pillars and support beams in all the buildings by themselves. When the villagers…
“Son, I found a condom in your room.”
“Hey, thanks, Grandpa!” “Why are you calling me Grandpa?” “Because I couldn’t find it yesterday.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” maintaining a similar structure and surprise related to the…
A man rubs a magic lamp, and a genie appears.
"You get one wish," says the genie. The man thinks and says: "I’m scared of flying and boats. I wish for a bridge from California to Hawaii so I can drive there."…