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I bought a pack of biscuits, on the side it said, “Eat me big boy.”

Posted on July 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

They were Suggestives. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version, riffing on your biscuit joke: Joke Poo: The Encyclopedic Enema I bought an enema kit online. The product description read,…

Racism exists in the oceanographic community.

Posted on July 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

It really does. A black fish kills people and they call it a "killer" whale. A white fish kills people and they still call it the "great" white shark! Joke Poo: Academic…

Why are you right handed?

Posted on July 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

"My other arm left." Joke Poo: Why’s the Toilet Clogged? “Why’s the toilet clogged?” “My other flush broke.” Okay, let’s dissect this joke! Analysis: Setup: “Why are you right handed?” This sets…

How does Lightning McQueen masturbate?

Posted on July 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

Carjacking Edit: these comments are elite, good job y’all Joke Poo: How does a constipated centipede get relief? …It takes a stool softener and logs out. Alright, let’s break down this joke…

I saw a woman wearing short shorts that had a NASCAR logo.

Posted on July 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

I thought to myself, “that’s pretty racy” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the NASCAR shorts joke, titled Joke Poo: Title: Joke Poo: Astronomical Misunderstanding I saw an…

As I walked into work this morning my colleague said, “Dave, you look like shit.”

Posted on July 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Last night was crazy." I replied. "What happened?" he asked. "Me, my mate Steve and my mate Trevor all got very drunk," I replied. "And we ended up going back to Trevor's…

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Posted on July 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

Ground beef. Joke Poo: What do you call a cloud with no rain? Dry Humor. Alright, let’s dissect this bovine-based bon mot! Joke Analysis: Setup: “What do you call a cow with…

A joke for reddit

Posted on July 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

Some monks came down to a small village in need of carpentry. They offered to replace all the wooden pillars and support beams in all the buildings by themselves. When the villagers…

“Son, I found a condom in your room.”

Posted on July 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

“Hey, thanks, Grandpa!” “Why are you calling me Grandpa?” “Because I couldn’t find it yesterday.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” maintaining a similar structure and surprise related to the…

A man rubs a magic lamp, and a genie appears.

Posted on July 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

"You get one wish," says the genie. The man thinks and says: "I’m scared of flying and boats. I wish for a bridge from California to Hawaii so I can drive there."…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • An accountant, a lawyer, and a preacher were out hunting
  • If you’re American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you’re in the bathroom? European.
  • Eighty-year-old Bessie storms into the rec room at the retirement home, fist raised high.
  • Guy walks into a nice Italian restaurant after the lunch rush with his emotional support alligator
  • At the World Cup final, a man notices an empty seat next to him. He asks, “Who would miss the World Cup final?”
  • A guy tells his buddy, “My wife ran off with my best friend Mike yesterday.”
  • Still my favorite joke I ever made up. :)
  • We were enjoying warm drinks at the fall festival when my girlfriend’s dad pulled me aside and sternly asked what my intentions were with his daughter.
  • Did you hear about the Vulcan that got married and had children?
  • The farmer and the milking machine!
  • When two tampons walk down the street why don’t they say anything to each other?
  • A mom is putting her little boy to bed.
  • My favourite math joke
  • Little Johnny is playing in the yard when he gets a wood splinter in his hand…
  • A woman waits anxiously outside the ICU for news about her husband.
  • Three blokes were at the pub discussing what the fastest thing in the world is
  • An American politician once visited the USSR, and was given a tour of a Soviet automobile factory
  • A young Jewish man walks into an antique shop.
  • What do you call a line up at a Vietnamese restaurant?
  • Just had to take my 2 year old cousin’s shitty nappy off
  • We are the Dyslexic Borg.
  • The Girl with the Wooden Eye
  • Raised in a Barn
  • Eucalyptus
  • I was visiting my girlfriend the other night…
  • Cross-eyed horse
  • The woman and her blonde friend decided to take a fishing trip.
  • A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.
  • A man calls the police
  • What is a landlord’s favorite kind of tea?
  • Fun puns.
  • My wife and I were discussing names for our newborn son when she asked if we could name him after her father.
  • What do you call a group of crows that are one short of a flock?
  • Sister Mary sat across the table from the mother superior.
  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.
  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing

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