Category: Totally Feckin random

I replied “How do you know it’s on its way to work” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Conundrum My gardener…

I didn't mind too much until I found out she was faking them. Joke Poo: The Compost Collector I used to work for a sanitation company that fined people when their compost…

… the first number you program into your new phone is for your pharmacy. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: You know you’re getting old when… … the first app you download…

until they're five-foot-ten feet under. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: Politicians and Truth Politicians bend the truth throughout their careers; from their campaign promises… until they’re…

The Fast and the Curious Joke Poo: Original Joke: What do you call somebody who’s into fast cars but questioning their sexuality? The Fast and the Curious New Joke (Joke Poo): What…

A man had to take a urinalysis at his job. A few days later he was pulled into the office and asked about the opiates they found in his system. He told…

Maybe I will have to go there in person and check what's going on. Joke Poo: Title: I Subscribed to a Cloud Service I bought a year-long subscription to a cloud-based password…

The first lady was having a hell of a time; she couldn't keep her cigarette lit. She noticed the other lady having no problems whatsoever. She said "Oh, my! How are you…

A cheerful voice answered, “Car pool!” The chairman said, “What cars do you have available?” The voice replied, “Well, we’ve got vans for the factory runs, Mondeos for the sales team, BMWs…

But nobody wants to hear my Saab story. Joke Poo: My composting toilet overflowed today. But nobody wants to hear my crappy story. Okay, let’s analyze this joke: Core Elements: Pun: The…