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My grandma told me the fastest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

Posted on July 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

Lovely woman, terrible surgeon. Okay, here’s a joke titled “Joke Poo” that riffs on your grandma joke: Joke Poo: My grandpa told me the fastest way to a compost bin is through…

You really got to hand it to short people.

Posted on July 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because they usually can’t reach it themselves. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original: Title: Joke Poo: You Gotta Smell It to Believe It You really gotta…

Someone stole my car, but left an old cellphone behind.

Posted on July 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

Before I had a Kia. Now I have Nokia. Okay, here’s a joke I’ve created based on your prompt, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Someone robbed my house, took all my furniture,…

Yesterday my internet was down. I noticed a woman sitting on my sofa

Posted on July 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

She seemed nice. Okay, here’s your “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Yesterday My Plunger Went Missing Yesterday my toilet was clogged. I noticed a family of squirrels picnicking on my bathroom counter….

I watch porn for the same reason I watch travel documentaries

Posted on July 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

To see amazing/exotic sights that I know I will never visit…….. Okay, here’s your “Joke Poo” version of that joke, attempting to keep a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo: I Watch…

They say that if you rest one of your balls on the top of an empty beer bottle and heat the base of the bottle with a lighter, the ball will eventually be sucked inside.

Posted on July 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

If anyone has successfully reversed this process, can you please let me know. It's quite urgent. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Pickle Predicament They say if you balance a gerbil…

Karma is a weird name…

Posted on July 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

They should rename "karma" to "creddit" They should also rename the "share" button to "spreaddit" They should then also rename the "delete" button to "shreddit" But they don't, and I don't geddit…

Prison break..

Posted on July 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground. "I'm…

There’s a Soulja Boy concert on PBS tonight.

Posted on July 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was made possible by viewers like YOOUUUUUUUU. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: PBS Nature Presents… There’s a special presentation of dung beetles at work tonight on PBS Nature….

Let’s go to the zoo

Posted on July 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

In the summer between my 4th & 5th grade, I got up early one morning and heard mom and dad talking in the kitchen. Mom said, "why don't you take him (me)…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • My wife asked how my doctor’s visit went. I said, “Pretty normal, except he told me I need to start wearing adult diapers.” She asked why.
  • The wife came back from buying her costume for a fancy dress party earlier.
  • Gator Show
  • Last night I dreamt I had one hand on the steering wheel of my car and with the other hand I was flipping pancakes
  • There was a little sapling out in the woods between an Oak and a Maple.
  • A guy who lives in Boston hears there’s huge carp in the pond on the Common.
  • God said to Moses, “come forth, and receive eternal peace”…
  • An accountant, a lawyer, and a preacher were out hunting
  • If you’re American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you’re in the bathroom? European.
  • Eighty-year-old Bessie storms into the rec room at the retirement home, fist raised high.
  • Guy walks into a nice Italian restaurant after the lunch rush with his emotional support alligator
  • At the World Cup final, a man notices an empty seat next to him. He asks, “Who would miss the World Cup final?”
  • A guy tells his buddy, “My wife ran off with my best friend Mike yesterday.”
  • Still my favorite joke I ever made up. :)
  • We were enjoying warm drinks at the fall festival when my girlfriend’s dad pulled me aside and sternly asked what my intentions were with his daughter.
  • Did you hear about the Vulcan that got married and had children?
  • The farmer and the milking machine!
  • When two tampons walk down the street why don’t they say anything to each other?
  • A mom is putting her little boy to bed.
  • My favourite math joke
  • Little Johnny is playing in the yard when he gets a wood splinter in his hand…
  • A woman waits anxiously outside the ICU for news about her husband.
  • Three blokes were at the pub discussing what the fastest thing in the world is
  • An American politician once visited the USSR, and was given a tour of a Soviet automobile factory
  • A young Jewish man walks into an antique shop.
  • What do you call a line up at a Vietnamese restaurant?
  • Just had to take my 2 year old cousin’s shitty nappy off
  • We are the Dyslexic Borg.
  • The Girl with the Wooden Eye
  • Raised in a Barn
  • Eucalyptus
  • I was visiting my girlfriend the other night…
  • Cross-eyed horse
  • The woman and her blonde friend decided to take a fishing trip.
  • A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.
  • A man calls the police
  • What is a landlord’s favorite kind of tea?
  • Fun puns.
  • My wife and I were discussing names for our newborn son when she asked if we could name him after her father.
  • What do you call a group of crows that are one short of a flock?
  • Sister Mary sat across the table from the mother superior.
  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.
  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor

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