Lovely woman, terrible surgeon. Okay, here’s a joke titled “Joke Poo” that riffs on your grandma joke: Joke Poo: My grandpa told me the fastest way to a compost bin is through…
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You really got to hand it to short people.
Because they usually can’t reach it themselves. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original: Title: Joke Poo: You Gotta Smell It to Believe It You really gotta…
Someone stole my car, but left an old cellphone behind.
Before I had a Kia. Now I have Nokia. Okay, here’s a joke I’ve created based on your prompt, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Someone robbed my house, took all my furniture,…
Yesterday my internet was down. I noticed a woman sitting on my sofa
She seemed nice. Okay, here’s your “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Yesterday My Plunger Went Missing Yesterday my toilet was clogged. I noticed a family of squirrels picnicking on my bathroom counter….
I watch porn for the same reason I watch travel documentaries
To see amazing/exotic sights that I know I will never visit…….. Okay, here’s your “Joke Poo” version of that joke, attempting to keep a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo: I Watch…
They say that if you rest one of your balls on the top of an empty beer bottle and heat the base of the bottle with a lighter, the ball will eventually be sucked inside.
If anyone has successfully reversed this process, can you please let me know. It's quite urgent. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Pickle Predicament They say if you balance a gerbil…
Karma is a weird name…
They should rename "karma" to "creddit" They should also rename the "share" button to "spreaddit" They should then also rename the "delete" button to "shreddit" But they don't, and I don't geddit…
Prison break..
A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground. "I'm…
There’s a Soulja Boy concert on PBS tonight.
It was made possible by viewers like YOOUUUUUUUU. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: PBS Nature Presents… There’s a special presentation of dung beetles at work tonight on PBS Nature….
Let’s go to the zoo
In the summer between my 4th & 5th grade, I got up early one morning and heard mom and dad talking in the kitchen. Mom said, "why don't you take him (me)…