I can’t wait to find out if they’re gonna be a mummy or a daddy. Joke Poo: Original Joke: My non-binary friend is pregnant and they’re having a gender reveal party next…
Category: Totally Feckin random
Mommy, Mommy! Everyone in school calls me a vampire!
"Don't listen to that nonsense, sweetie. Now eat your soup before it clots." Original Joke: “Mommy, Mommy! Everyone in school calls me a vampire!” “Don’t listen to that nonsense, sweetie. Now eat…
My ex was so greedy man it was unbelievable! You give her an inch
She’ll say “I prefer 5 or 6”. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: My Boss is So Demanding! My boss is…
My friend and I make frequent conjugal visits to a women’s prison, to remind the inmates what it’s like to have a selfless guy go down on them.
I guess it just gives us some scents of perp puss. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, aiming for a similar structure and a surprising/slightly dark…
A drunk guy is showing his mates his new apartment
The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed. "What's that gong for?" the friend asks him. "It's not a gong," the drunk…
Environmentalists are concerned that drugs like antibiotics, steroids and even methamphetamines are getting into waterways and the oceans.
You could end up swimming in a pharma sea. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your pharmaceutical pollution joke, with the title “Crypto Critters”: Title: Crypto Critters Tech…
There once was a man who did toilet-themed cosplay. He would dress up as the bowl. The tank. The plunger. Even the water. But he had his standards.
…and he would not be deterred. Joke Poo: Circuit Short There once was a robot who specialized in outdated technology-themed cosplay. He would meticulously recreate the floppy disk drive, the dial-up modem,…
I don’t mean to brag but I need both hands for a wank.
One on the magnifying glass and one on the tweezers. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original joke: Joke Poo: Gardener’s Dilemma I don’t mean to brag,…
If Count Von Count is a vampire who likes numbers, what do you call a vampire who likes words?
Count Vernacula Okay, I understand the task. Here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Professor Doody If Count Von Count is a vampire who likes numbers, what do you call a teacher who only…
A woman on a bus is suddenly overcome with the urge to break wind. She tries to let go a squeaker but instead lets loose a loud, disgusting blast.
The entire bus goes silent, and the embarrassed woman desperately tries to think of something to say to the man sitting next to her. "Um … do you have a transfer ticket?"…