Apparently, letting some of the air out wasn't the correct answer. Original Joke: My girlfriend asked me, what would I do to her if she was a blow up doll? Apparently, letting…
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The only thing we have real control over is our emotions.
Yes it's a joke, humans can't control their emotions for shit. Okay, I’ll take that joke and turn it into a “Joke Poo” version. Original Joke: The only thing we have real…
What is a pirates’s favourite band?
Sea Sea Arrrr! Joke Poo: What’s a plumber’s least favorite kind of music to listen to while working? …Clogged Rock! Alright, let’s plunder this joke! Analysis: Setup: “What is a pirate’s favorite…
To the man who invented 1-ply toilet paper:
Thank you for helping me get in touch with my inner-self Okay, here’s a joke inspired by your original, aiming for a similar structure and humorous twist: Joke Poo: To the Architect…
Whenever I’m facing a moral dilemma, I think of the advice my father gave me.
"Never leave a paper trail,” he’d say, tapping the glass partition between us for emphasis. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Birder’s Dilemma Whenever I’m trying to identify a rare bird…
You know how they say boys date girls who are like their mothers?
I wasn't expecting my teenage son to bring home a woman in her 40s Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your joke, titled “Software Update”: Title: Software Update…
It was the final lecture before graduation and the professor went to the lectern for the last time.
On the lectern there was a cardboard box, which the professor opened, and inside was a carton of fine Cuban cigars, which he took out and held up. He turned a deadpan…
I was walking through Atlanta’s famous Oakland Cemetery…
I had never visited Oakland Cemetery until last year. I met a groundskeeper there and asked him if the place was haunted. He said, "I've worked here 177 years, and haven't seen…
So I met a genie in the forest, and he granted me three wishes. My first one was for a machine that could erase anybody’s memory with a bright light.
When he gave it to me, I accidentally pressed it… So I met a genie in the forest, and he granted me three wishes. My first one was for a machine that…
I made a wish to trade my beauty for wisdom
Now, I wish that I had my beauty back. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: The Promotion I made a wish to…