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My girlfriend asked me, what would I do to her if she was a blow up doll

Posted on September 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

Apparently, letting some of the air out wasn't the correct answer. Original Joke: My girlfriend asked me, what would I do to her if she was a blow up doll? Apparently, letting…

The only thing we have real control over is our emotions.

Posted on September 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

Yes it's a joke, humans can't control their emotions for shit. Okay, I’ll take that joke and turn it into a “Joke Poo” version. Original Joke: The only thing we have real…

What is a pirates’s favourite band?

Posted on September 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

Sea Sea Arrrr! Joke Poo: What’s a plumber’s least favorite kind of music to listen to while working? …Clogged Rock! Alright, let’s plunder this joke! Analysis: Setup: “What is a pirate’s favorite…

To the man who invented 1-ply toilet paper:

Posted on September 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

Thank you for helping me get in touch with my inner-self Okay, here’s a joke inspired by your original, aiming for a similar structure and humorous twist: Joke Poo: To the Architect…

Whenever I’m facing a moral dilemma, I think of the advice my father gave me.

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Never leave a paper trail,” he’d say, tapping the glass partition between us for emphasis. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Birder’s Dilemma Whenever I’m trying to identify a rare bird…

You know how they say boys date girls who are like their mothers?

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

I wasn't expecting my teenage son to bring home a woman in her 40s Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your joke, titled “Software Update”: Title: Software Update…

It was the final lecture before graduation and the professor went to the lectern for the last time.

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

On the lectern there was a cardboard box, which the professor opened, and inside was a carton of fine Cuban cigars, which he took out and held up. He turned a deadpan…

I was walking through Atlanta’s famous Oakland Cemetery…

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

I had never visited Oakland Cemetery until last year. I met a groundskeeper there and asked him if the place was haunted. He said, "I've worked here 177 years, and haven't seen…

So I met a genie in the forest, and he granted me three wishes. My first one was for a machine that could erase anybody’s memory with a bright light.

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

When he gave it to me, I accidentally pressed it… So I met a genie in the forest, and he granted me three wishes. My first one was for a machine that…

I made a wish to trade my beauty for wisdom

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

Now, I wish that I had my beauty back. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: The Promotion I made a wish to…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.
  • Girlfriend needs a seat!
  • I’m So Old…
  • I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…
  • A careless captain let his ship go adrift, and it crashed into the harbor.
  • I’m not saying that modern life has ruined our kids……
  • A plane is flying to Toronto when a blonde in economy moves up and sits in first class.
  • A high-powered attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days – and let’s just say, he was not the ideal patient.
  • The Cowboy and the Horse Thieves
  • What is a mob boss’ favorite element from the periodic table?

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