Category: Totally Feckin random

The cashiers check me out. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke: Joke Poo: Not a Plumber Not trying to brag, but every time I eat asparagus… …the toilet checks…

but so far I’ve made 3 jugs and a vase. So Fuck you Mr. Peterson. Joke Poo: My therapist told me I’d never be a good comedian because of my crippling anxiety……

I have a Czech one too. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, based on your original. Joke Poo: I got a German who is a professional gardener I got a German who…

…at the end of Beautiful Day, Bono shushes the crowd and starts snapping his fingers into the microphone, "snap….snap…..snap…." The crowd quiets, "….snap…..snap…" Bono speaks into the mic, keeping the snapping of…

Pun in, 10 dead Okay, here’s my attempt, riffing on the "Pun enters a room…" joke: Joke Poo: Dad Joke’s Day Off Dad Joke enters a room, kills all conversation. Alright, let’s…

Little Orphan Ani. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: When Vader’s digestive system gave out, he became… …Constipated Darkness. Okay, let’s break down that joke and then try to build upon it….

…I’m getting a lot of feedback. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Compost Blues I’m trying to start a worm composting bin, but I can only add kitchen scraps on…

There was no plaque. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your toothbrush inventor joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap I visited the final resting place of the farmer…

He said "Because you're so bright". Honest to God he did this multiple times a week. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, playing on the setup of a father using the same…

Which was ironic because we were at a hardware store Okay, here’s a joke titled "Joke Poo" that plays on the original’s structure and twist, while changing the context: Joke Poo Yesterday,…