Social services came and took my inner child. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" inspired by your original joke: Joke Poo: Data Dump Today I discovered I’m destined to be…
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Baby roach: what happens if they use raid
Papa roach: suffocation, no breathing Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," playing on the original Roach joke: Joke Poo: Seedling Panic Baby sprout: What happens if they use Roundup? Mama…
What does the President do when he is hungry?
He rings his Taco Bell. Joke Poo: What does a toddler do when their diaper is full? They ring their doo-doo bell. Alright, let’s analyze this presidential Taco Bell gag. Joke Dissection:…
Big panties: In my day, underwear covered a person’s nethers properly and didn’t disappear between their buttocks like a string of dental floss.
Thong: ok bloomers Okay, here’s a joke, titled "Joke Poo," that riffs on the "Big Panties" joke: Joke Poo: High-Waisted Jeans Low-rise jeans: In my day, jeans sat on your hips and…
My girlfriend said I was a god in bed.
Because “I'm rarely there, and when I show up, it's usually a disappointment.” Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" riff on your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: The Intern’s Review My boss told…
I recently met a French woman called Jenna Sequar
I dunno… just had a certain something about her. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your French woman joke, aiming for a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo:…
At an international conference
At an international conference, a Spanish man and a Swedish lady are staying in hotel rooms next to each other. Around eleven at night the man knocks on her door with a…
I can count the number of times I’ve been to Chernobyl on one hand.
7 times. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Octo-Bathroom I can count the number of arms I use to hold all my bathroom toiletries on one hand….
What happens to an illegally parked frog?
It gets toad away. Joke Poo: What happens to a chronically indecisive loaf of bread? It never gets buttered, always yeasting for a decision. Alright, let’s dissect this amphibious parking violation! Joke…
Have you heard about the nudist community on YouTube?
They avoid shorts Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the nudist YouTube community joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Have you heard about the vegetarian vampire community’s YouTube…