The entire bus goes silent, and the embarrassed woman desperately tries to think of something to say to the man sitting next to her. "Um … do you have a transfer ticket?"…
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How do you fit a kayak into a glove compartment?
Make it cap size Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the original riddle: Joke Poo: How do you fit a flock of sheep into a clown car? Make it ewe-turn! Okay,…
A woman in a supermarket hurries to the express line with a few items.
The cashier has his back turned to her so the woman says, "Excuse me. I'm in a hurry. Could you please check me out?" The cashier turns, looks her up and down,…
What’s a kidnapper’s favorite shoes?
White Vans. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Choice What’s a plumber’s favorite breakfast cereal? …Poo-ty Pebbles! Alright, let’s dissect this joke! Original Joke…
I asked the IT guy, “How do you make a motherboard?”
I asked the IT guy, “How do you make a motherboard?” He said, “I tell her about my job.” Joke Poo: The Composting Conundrum I asked the farmer, “How do you make…
A lot of people are upset about Superman being an illegal alien, wait until they realise he’s…
Solar powered. Joke Poo: A lot of people are upset about the new plant-based burger at Burger King. Wait until they realize it’s… …grown in a lab. Alright, let’s analyze this joke…
How do New Zealanders find sheep in tall grass.
Irresistible Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of the original joke: Joke Poo: Title: How do Compost Enthusiasts Find Worms? How do compost enthusiasts find worms in a well-turned pile of decaying…
A 104-year-old man is being interviewed on the news.
The interviewer says, "You're 104 years old, you walk a mile a day, your mind is still sharp, and you still take care of yourself in your own home. Tell me ……
A demon runs a factory in Hell, and has a bunch of underlings working for it.
One day, one of those employees meets someone that works at another factory, and realizes they're getting paid more souls. So, the employees talk amongst themselves, and decide to go on strike….
What the rudest elf that works for Santa?
The go F@#% urs elf. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on that… Joke Poo: What’s the grumpiest cloud in the sky? !The “Cloud No Fun”!< Okay, let’s break…