Category: Totally Feckin random

Dying alone. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Astronaut’s Log What’s an astronaut’s greatest fear during a spacewalk? …Running out of space. Alright, let’s detonate this joke! (Figuratively, of course….

A hall pass Joke Poo: What did the plumber give the toilet for its birthday? A roll of the good stuff. Alright, let’s break down this joke: Original Joke: Setup: "What was…

Is office rocker. Yeah. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your prompt, titled "Joke Poo" (because why not?). Original Joke: "I want to tell you that anyone who…

It's fucking in tents. Okay, here’s my attempt, titled "Joke Poo," taking inspiration from your campground porno joke: Joke Poo Have you seen the documentary about the composting toilet? It’s full of…

Don't make such a fuss about killing a mosquito," said my mom. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Unexpected Legacy "How could you do that? He entrusted you with everything, taught…

Which is sad, because it really was motherfucking gold. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" titled "Joke Decay," riffing on the Oedipus/Midas joke: Joke Decay There used to be a…

He was worried most about his grandmother, so he approached her in the kitchen. "Grandma, I, uh, have to tell you something." "Yes, sweety?" "I, uh, I'm gay." "Gay?" His heart stopped….

Four married men went fishing. After a while, they started talking to each other. – You won’t believe what I had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. I…