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A demon runs a factory in Hell, and has a bunch of underlings working for it.

Posted on July 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

One day, one of those employees meets someone that works at another factory, and realizes they're getting paid more souls. So, the employees talk amongst themselves, and decide to go on strike….

What the rudest elf that works for Santa?

Posted on July 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

The go F@#% urs elf. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on that… Joke Poo: What’s the grumpiest cloud in the sky? !The “Cloud No Fun”!< Okay, let’s break…

I like my women, just like how I like my laptop

Posted on July 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

On my lap, turned on and virus free Okay, I’ll give this a shot. Here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: I Like My Coffee I like my coffee, just like how…

My over weight friend had a heart attack while he orgasmed….

Posted on July 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

People said he had it coming. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke, aiming for a similar structure and surprising twist: Joke Poo: The Archaeological Dig…

Starting a new website for d*ck pics

Posted on July 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

It's called OnlyGlans Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the “OnlyGlans” joke: Joke Poo: Starting a new website for composting enthusiasts… It’s called “OnlyGrinds.” Alright, let’s dive into…

God is speaking to Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden

Posted on July 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

He says to Adam, "Sence you were born first you get the option. You can either pee standing up, or-" Adam immediately interrupts and says "Oh holy shit, I want to pee…

One day while he was building a barn

Posted on July 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

a cowboy lost his favorite book. A week later, one of his horses came up to him holding the book in its mouth. The cowboy was stunned. He took the book from…

What do you call a cat, that gets away with a crime?

Posted on July 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

The Purfect Criminal Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your prompt: Joke Poo: What do you call a leaky diaper that’s evidence in a murder case? The Proof…

A drunk walks up to a cop

Posted on July 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

There’s this drunk walking down the street, and he walks up to this cop and says, “Man, somebody stole my car.” The cop says, “Well, where was it?” And he says, “It…

Don’t try to understand women

Posted on July 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

Women understand women… and they fucking hate each other Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your original, keeping the similar structure and attempting a surprising twist: Joke Poo: Don’t Try to…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • I woke up in the middle of the night cooking stir fry.
  • How to pronounce Celtic words and names
  • I was at a con the other day and a girl cosplaying as Pomni held the door open for me.
  • What do you call footwear made from bananas?
  • New deodorant
  • Man sends widow email by mistake
  • My wife asked how my doctor’s visit went. I said, “Pretty normal, except he told me I need to start wearing adult diapers.” She asked why.
  • The wife came back from buying her costume for a fancy dress party earlier.
  • Gator Show
  • Last night I dreamt I had one hand on the steering wheel of my car and with the other hand I was flipping pancakes
  • There was a little sapling out in the woods between an Oak and a Maple.
  • A guy who lives in Boston hears there’s huge carp in the pond on the Common.
  • God said to Moses, “come forth, and receive eternal peace”…
  • An accountant, a lawyer, and a preacher were out hunting
  • If you’re American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you’re in the bathroom? European.
  • Eighty-year-old Bessie storms into the rec room at the retirement home, fist raised high.
  • Guy walks into a nice Italian restaurant after the lunch rush with his emotional support alligator
  • At the World Cup final, a man notices an empty seat next to him. He asks, “Who would miss the World Cup final?”
  • A guy tells his buddy, “My wife ran off with my best friend Mike yesterday.”
  • Still my favorite joke I ever made up. :)
  • We were enjoying warm drinks at the fall festival when my girlfriend’s dad pulled me aside and sternly asked what my intentions were with his daughter.
  • Did you hear about the Vulcan that got married and had children?
  • The farmer and the milking machine!
  • When two tampons walk down the street why don’t they say anything to each other?
  • A mom is putting her little boy to bed.
  • My favourite math joke
  • Little Johnny is playing in the yard when he gets a wood splinter in his hand…
  • A woman waits anxiously outside the ICU for news about her husband.
  • Three blokes were at the pub discussing what the fastest thing in the world is
  • An American politician once visited the USSR, and was given a tour of a Soviet automobile factory
  • A young Jewish man walks into an antique shop.
  • What do you call a line up at a Vietnamese restaurant?
  • Just had to take my 2 year old cousin’s shitty nappy off
  • We are the Dyslexic Borg.
  • The Girl with the Wooden Eye
  • Raised in a Barn
  • Eucalyptus
  • I was visiting my girlfriend the other night…
  • Cross-eyed horse
  • The woman and her blonde friend decided to take a fishing trip.
  • A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.
  • A man calls the police
  • What is a landlord’s favorite kind of tea?
  • Fun puns.
  • My wife and I were discussing names for our newborn son when she asked if we could name him after her father.
  • What do you call a group of crows that are one short of a flock?
  • Sister Mary sat across the table from the mother superior.
  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.
  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.

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