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A drunk walks up to a cop

Posted on July 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

There’s this drunk walking down the street, and he walks up to this cop and says, “Man, somebody stole my car.” The cop says, “Well, where was it?” And he says, “It…

Don’t try to understand women

Posted on July 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

Women understand women… and they fucking hate each other Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your original, keeping the similar structure and attempting a surprising twist: Joke Poo: Don’t Try to…

I like my women like I like my coffee….

Posted on July 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

Without other men’s c*cks in it Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, playing on the same kind of unexpected and slightly crude punchline: Title: Joke Poo:…

Ms Universe final question: What are your thoughts on the male sex organ?

Posted on July 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

Ms.Italy: I think it's a gentleman because it stands up whenever I pass by. Ms USA: It's definitely a rockstar who bows after every performance. Big fan! Ms.Russia. Its a backstabbing bastard…

I need tell my girlfriend she’s using way too much teeth when she goes down on me, but I don’t want to hurt her feelings.

Posted on July 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

How do I soften the blow? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on your original: Joke Poo: The Feedback Sandwich I need to tell my AI assistant that it’s…

How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?

Posted on July 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

Do you call them and say you can’t come? No, they are like loan sharks, you miss a deposit and they beat it out of you. 1st submitted joke Okay, here’s my…

Where does a rainbow go to jail?

Posted on July 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

A prism It was a light sentence But it has time to reflect Joke Poo: Where does a comedian who keeps telling toilet jokes go to perform? A Porta-Stage. It’s a crap…

Why is 10 always afraid?

Posted on July 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because it’s in the middle of 9/11. Joke Poo: Original Joke: Why is 10 always afraid? Because it’s in the middle of 9/11. Joke Poo: Why is a toilet always feeling down?…

It’s my birthday…

Posted on July 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

…and my lesbian neighbors came by and handed me a gift. It was a really nice Rolex. I think they misunderstood because when they asked what I wanted for my birthday, I…

I recently learned a scientific fact about pigeons… They often die after mating.

Posted on July 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

At least the ones I fucked did. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, with the title “Joke Poo”: Original Joke: I recently learned a scientific fact…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • What do you call a small green Jedi in the alps?
  • Someone in the street market was shouting: “Jokes for sale, jokes for sale”.
  • I woke up in the middle of the night cooking stir fry.
  • How to pronounce Celtic words and names
  • I was at a con the other day and a girl cosplaying as Pomni held the door open for me.
  • What do you call footwear made from bananas?
  • New deodorant
  • Man sends widow email by mistake
  • My wife asked how my doctor’s visit went. I said, “Pretty normal, except he told me I need to start wearing adult diapers.” She asked why.
  • The wife came back from buying her costume for a fancy dress party earlier.
  • Gator Show
  • Last night I dreamt I had one hand on the steering wheel of my car and with the other hand I was flipping pancakes
  • There was a little sapling out in the woods between an Oak and a Maple.
  • A guy who lives in Boston hears there’s huge carp in the pond on the Common.
  • God said to Moses, “come forth, and receive eternal peace”…
  • An accountant, a lawyer, and a preacher were out hunting
  • If you’re American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you’re in the bathroom? European.
  • Eighty-year-old Bessie storms into the rec room at the retirement home, fist raised high.
  • Guy walks into a nice Italian restaurant after the lunch rush with his emotional support alligator
  • At the World Cup final, a man notices an empty seat next to him. He asks, “Who would miss the World Cup final?”
  • A guy tells his buddy, “My wife ran off with my best friend Mike yesterday.”
  • Still my favorite joke I ever made up. :)
  • We were enjoying warm drinks at the fall festival when my girlfriend’s dad pulled me aside and sternly asked what my intentions were with his daughter.
  • Did you hear about the Vulcan that got married and had children?
  • The farmer and the milking machine!
  • When two tampons walk down the street why don’t they say anything to each other?
  • A mom is putting her little boy to bed.
  • My favourite math joke
  • Little Johnny is playing in the yard when he gets a wood splinter in his hand…
  • A woman waits anxiously outside the ICU for news about her husband.
  • Three blokes were at the pub discussing what the fastest thing in the world is
  • An American politician once visited the USSR, and was given a tour of a Soviet automobile factory
  • A young Jewish man walks into an antique shop.
  • What do you call a line up at a Vietnamese restaurant?
  • Just had to take my 2 year old cousin’s shitty nappy off
  • We are the Dyslexic Borg.
  • The Girl with the Wooden Eye
  • Raised in a Barn
  • Eucalyptus
  • I was visiting my girlfriend the other night…
  • Cross-eyed horse
  • The woman and her blonde friend decided to take a fishing trip.
  • A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.
  • A man calls the police
  • What is a landlord’s favorite kind of tea?
  • Fun puns.
  • My wife and I were discussing names for our newborn son when she asked if we could name him after her father.
  • What do you call a group of crows that are one short of a flock?
  • Sister Mary sat across the table from the mother superior.
  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.

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