There’s this drunk walking down the street, and he walks up to this cop and says, “Man, somebody stole my car.” The cop says, “Well, where was it?” And he says, “It…
Category: Totally Feckin random
Don’t try to understand women
Women understand women… and they fucking hate each other Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your original, keeping the similar structure and attempting a surprising twist: Joke Poo: Don’t Try to…
I like my women like I like my coffee….
Without other men’s c*cks in it Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, playing on the same kind of unexpected and slightly crude punchline: Title: Joke Poo:…
Ms Universe final question: What are your thoughts on the male sex organ?
Ms.Italy: I think it's a gentleman because it stands up whenever I pass by. Ms USA: It's definitely a rockstar who bows after every performance. Big fan! Ms.Russia. Its a backstabbing bastard…
I need tell my girlfriend she’s using way too much teeth when she goes down on me, but I don’t want to hurt her feelings.
How do I soften the blow? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on your original: Joke Poo: The Feedback Sandwich I need to tell my AI assistant that it’s…
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?
Do you call them and say you can’t come? No, they are like loan sharks, you miss a deposit and they beat it out of you. 1st submitted joke Okay, here’s my…
Where does a rainbow go to jail?
A prism It was a light sentence But it has time to reflect Joke Poo: Where does a comedian who keeps telling toilet jokes go to perform? A Porta-Stage. It’s a crap…
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11. Joke Poo: Original Joke: Why is 10 always afraid? Because it’s in the middle of 9/11. Joke Poo: Why is a toilet always feeling down?…
It’s my birthday…
…and my lesbian neighbors came by and handed me a gift. It was a really nice Rolex. I think they misunderstood because when they asked what I wanted for my birthday, I…
I recently learned a scientific fact about pigeons… They often die after mating.
At least the ones I fucked did. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, with the title “Joke Poo”: Original Joke: I recently learned a scientific fact…