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I recently learned a scientific fact about pigeons… They often die after mating.

Posted on July 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

At least the ones I fucked did. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, with the title “Joke Poo”: Original Joke: I recently learned a scientific fact…

Regrettably, the scientist who pioneered the concept of wind chill has passed away

Posted on July 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

…he was 86, but he felt like 75 Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the wind chill scientist joke: Joke Poo: Title: The Coffee Bean’s Lament Regrettably, the…

Does anyone know if its possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn’t family?

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Ass skin for a friend Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: Loaner Liver Does anyone know if it’s possible to donate a portion of your liver to a coworker, or do…

A cop is driving down the street when he sees a woman walking toward him with her right breast hanging out of her shirt.

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

The cop pulls over and says to her, “Ma’am, don’t you realize that I can cite you for indecent exposure?” The woman, incredulous, replies, “Why on Earth would you do that?” Cop…

What do you call a group of snakes getting to together to talk smack about their owners?

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

A Reptile Dis Function Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the snake joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What do you call a bunch of plumbers arguing over the best way…

Two caterpillars are trying to escape from a pursuing spider…

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped. "Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It…

Bubba and Billy Bob were known for having below average IQ around Little Rock.

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

One day, while in Walmart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They each bought five tickets at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was…

Son: “Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin.”

Posted on July 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop." Okay, here’s a Joke Poo based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: The Tech Support Struggle Original Joke (for reference): Son:…

A boy tells his father: “Dad, I have such a strong desire to live forever. What should I do?”

Posted on July 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

The dad responds: "Get married." Boy: "Really? Does that make you live forever? Dad: "No, it'll make that desire go away." Joke Poo: The Internship of Doom A bright-eyed college graduate tells…

Confucius say baseball wrong.

Posted on July 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

Man with four balls cannot walk. Joke Poo: Title: Kafka’s Kitchen Nightmare Kafka says food preparation inherently absurd. Man with giant cockroach infestation cannot host dinner party. Alright, let’s break down this…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • An elderly man lay on his deathbed An elderly man lay on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife, three kids, and a nurse. With a deep breath, he began speaking: “Bill, you get the Beverly Hills houses. Mary, the offices in the Center Center are yours.
  • If you can’t find the opposite of “remember”…
  • What do you call a small green Jedi in the alps?
  • Someone in the street market was shouting: “Jokes for sale, jokes for sale”.
  • I woke up in the middle of the night cooking stir fry.
  • How to pronounce Celtic words and names
  • I was at a con the other day and a girl cosplaying as Pomni held the door open for me.
  • What do you call footwear made from bananas?
  • New deodorant
  • Man sends widow email by mistake
  • My wife asked how my doctor’s visit went. I said, “Pretty normal, except he told me I need to start wearing adult diapers.” She asked why.
  • The wife came back from buying her costume for a fancy dress party earlier.
  • Gator Show
  • Last night I dreamt I had one hand on the steering wheel of my car and with the other hand I was flipping pancakes
  • There was a little sapling out in the woods between an Oak and a Maple.
  • A guy who lives in Boston hears there’s huge carp in the pond on the Common.
  • God said to Moses, “come forth, and receive eternal peace”…
  • An accountant, a lawyer, and a preacher were out hunting
  • If you’re American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you’re in the bathroom? European.
  • Eighty-year-old Bessie storms into the rec room at the retirement home, fist raised high.
  • Guy walks into a nice Italian restaurant after the lunch rush with his emotional support alligator
  • At the World Cup final, a man notices an empty seat next to him. He asks, “Who would miss the World Cup final?”
  • A guy tells his buddy, “My wife ran off with my best friend Mike yesterday.”
  • Still my favorite joke I ever made up. :)
  • We were enjoying warm drinks at the fall festival when my girlfriend’s dad pulled me aside and sternly asked what my intentions were with his daughter.
  • Did you hear about the Vulcan that got married and had children?
  • The farmer and the milking machine!
  • When two tampons walk down the street why don’t they say anything to each other?
  • A mom is putting her little boy to bed.
  • My favourite math joke
  • Little Johnny is playing in the yard when he gets a wood splinter in his hand…
  • A woman waits anxiously outside the ICU for news about her husband.
  • Three blokes were at the pub discussing what the fastest thing in the world is
  • An American politician once visited the USSR, and was given a tour of a Soviet automobile factory
  • A young Jewish man walks into an antique shop.
  • What do you call a line up at a Vietnamese restaurant?
  • Just had to take my 2 year old cousin’s shitty nappy off
  • We are the Dyslexic Borg.
  • The Girl with the Wooden Eye
  • Raised in a Barn
  • Eucalyptus
  • I was visiting my girlfriend the other night…
  • Cross-eyed horse
  • The woman and her blonde friend decided to take a fishing trip.
  • A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.
  • A man calls the police
  • What is a landlord’s favorite kind of tea?
  • Fun puns.
  • My wife and I were discussing names for our newborn son when she asked if we could name him after her father.
  • What do you call a group of crows that are one short of a flock?

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