At least the ones I fucked did. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, with the title “Joke Poo”: Original Joke: I recently learned a scientific fact…
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Regrettably, the scientist who pioneered the concept of wind chill has passed away
…he was 86, but he felt like 75 Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the wind chill scientist joke: Joke Poo: Title: The Coffee Bean’s Lament Regrettably, the…
Does anyone know if its possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn’t family?
Ass skin for a friend Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: Loaner Liver Does anyone know if it’s possible to donate a portion of your liver to a coworker, or do…
A cop is driving down the street when he sees a woman walking toward him with her right breast hanging out of her shirt.
The cop pulls over and says to her, “Ma’am, don’t you realize that I can cite you for indecent exposure?” The woman, incredulous, replies, “Why on Earth would you do that?” Cop…
What do you call a group of snakes getting to together to talk smack about their owners?
A Reptile Dis Function Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the snake joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What do you call a bunch of plumbers arguing over the best way…
Two caterpillars are trying to escape from a pursuing spider…
They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped. "Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It…
Bubba and Billy Bob were known for having below average IQ around Little Rock.
One day, while in Walmart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They each bought five tickets at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was…
Son: “Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin.”
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop." Okay, here’s a Joke Poo based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: The Tech Support Struggle Original Joke (for reference): Son:…
A boy tells his father: “Dad, I have such a strong desire to live forever. What should I do?”
The dad responds: "Get married." Boy: "Really? Does that make you live forever? Dad: "No, it'll make that desire go away." Joke Poo: The Internship of Doom A bright-eyed college graduate tells…
Confucius say baseball wrong.
Man with four balls cannot walk. Joke Poo: Title: Kafka’s Kitchen Nightmare Kafka says food preparation inherently absurd. Man with giant cockroach infestation cannot host dinner party. Alright, let’s break down this…