Category: Totally Feckin random

Man with four balls cannot walk. Joke Poo: Title: Kafka’s Kitchen Nightmare Kafka says food preparation inherently absurd. Man with giant cockroach infestation cannot host dinner party. Alright, let’s break down this…

And honestly I had no idea schoolgirl outfits were such a common kink. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke, titled “Recycling Woes”: Joke Poo: Recycling…

…when I entered, there were only 10 cakes left. However nine of them were £3, while one was £5.50. I said to the lady behind the counter "What is the difference? Why…

All that beeping was giving me a headache and making me dizzy. Joke Poo: Title: Had to Ditch the Smart Fridge Had to unplug my smart fridge today. All those targeted yogurt…

Well, I must say, that came out of the green. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” inspired by the original: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap Today I decided to try composting for the…

Apparently “ditto” wasn't the correct response! Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo” that riffs on the original, aiming for a similar structure and a surprising/awkward twist: Joke Poo After a…

Go for the juggler. Okay, here’s my attempt, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo What do you do when you’re trapped in a crowded, portable restroom at a music festival? Go for…

Def Leppard. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the Def Leppard joke, aiming to maintain a similar structure and surprise: Joke Poo: What has 16 wheels and smells…

Can I help you says the man, the official says we have people saying that your selling rabbits for meat. The man reply’s No sir I was just splitting hares Okay, here’s…

My school got raided today they took all the rulers,compasses and protractors,apparently they are weapons of math instruction. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Compost Heist…