Five Guys! Okay, here’s a joke riffing on the “Porn Star’s Lunch” joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo What did the sewage worker order for takeout? … Three Dumps! Alright, let’s dive…
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People are now talking about the missing minute from the security camera.
Alot can happen in just a minute. Just ask Stormy Daniels. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on the original, titled accordingly: Joke Poo: People are now talking about the missing…
After disputing the area of my land my neighbour stole my posts and knocked down my wall
And I do take a fence to this Okay, here’s a joke inspired by your “fence” joke, keeping a similar structure and pun-based humor: Joke Poo: The Case of the Missing Canvases…
“What do you want for birthday?” My girlfriend asked
"Anal Sex." "Haha, nice try, tell me something I can buy for you." "Ok then, Anal sex with a prostitute." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original,…
I took one of those DNA tests to find out my ethnicity. After 2 weeks I got a reply.
Dear Sir, Please stop mailing us your jizz. Thanks, 23andme Legal Team Joke Poo: I took one of those AI art prompt tests to see what kind of digital artist I’d be….
There’s an old army veteran living in the public toilets at my local park.
Apparently, he used to be a colonel, but now he's just a loo tenant. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your original, attempting to maintain a similar comedic structure and surprise…
I was getting a birthday card for my new girlfriend, and at my roommate’s suggestion I got one that was green.
He told me she must need a green card if she was willing to date me, so I hope this makes her happy! Joke Poo: The Internship I was getting a welcome…
Speedy the mascot for Alka-Seltzer ended his own life today by drowning himself in a bathtub
He left a note behind saying "Plop, plop, fizz, fizz. Oh, what a relief it is." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the Alka-Seltzer joke, titled “Joke Poo.”…
Wearing Crocs
Why is wearing crocs like getting a blowjob from a man? it feels incredible, but then you look down and realize you're gay. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based…
I just bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands.
Well, OK. The truth is that I took it off some little, fat, unathletic kid. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the joke: Joke Poo: My Life Coach’s Laptop I just…