Category: Totally Feckin random

Well, OK. The truth is that I took it off some little, fat, unathletic kid. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the joke: Joke Poo: My Life Coach’s Laptop I just…

One prick and it's gone forever. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the virginity/bubble joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo How is a well-written joke just like…

Binomial Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the binomial joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a constipated mathematician? Trinomial. Alright, let’s analyze this joke: Joke Dissection: Setup:…

Moves back home with his parents after, I ask "Hey Matt! Whatcha gonna do with that Philosophy Degree?" Matt replies, "I don't know, I'm still thinking about it." Joke Poo: The Plumber’s…

It was choco-LATE. Joke Poo: Why didn’t the plumber arrive when he promised? …He had a pipe-line of problems! Alright, let’s get this cake joke analyzed and then bake up some comedic…

A liar. Joke Poo: I have a touchscreen, a speaker, and a camera that always points up my nose. What am I? … A participant in a Zoom meeting. Alright, let’s dissect…

He loves mountin' Mama. Edit: please let this be original… every time I think of a "new" joke I find out how unoriginal I am. Okay, here’s my attempt, titled “Joke Poo”:…

I pick things up quickly. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your joke. Title: Code Poo At the software company where I work, I’m the most efficient and…

"I don;t know, 81? 82?" "Nope! Nope! I'm 95!" He approaches an old lady sitting by herself in the hall, and says, "Guess how old I am!" "OK." She unzips the zipper…

A walk. Joke Poo: What do you call a shoe without laces? …Unlaced-inary! Alright, let’s analyze this joke and then spin it into something fresh. Joke Dissection: Setup: “What do you call…