Category: Totally Feckin random

She browsed around, before she spotted a beautiful 8-carat diamond engagement ring and walked over to inspect it. As she leaned forward to look more closely she broke wind. Very embarrassed, she…

I’ve been thinking about it one stroke at a time. Okay, here’s a new joke playing off the original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Lately all I’ve wanted to do is bake…

So this woman was reading about how bathing in milk helps the skin. So, the next time she got milk, she placed an order for 25 gallons. The guy taking her order…

its clear you have toxic qualities but at least you’re transparent Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the jellyfish therapist joke: Joke Poo: What did the plumber say…

You clock in, you see your coworker, you say, “Hey, Jim. How’s the weather?” And Jim tells you. In detail. With graphs. Joke Poo: Small Talk at the International Society of Proctologists…

It absolutely cannot be beet. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your sugar joke, trying to maintain the punny/surprising element: Joke Poo: The best kind of story about a toilet is…

I was rejected from the USMC for being creepy Apparently telling recruiters I was interested in Marine Biology could have been worded better Joke Poo: I was rejected from the Bakery Association…

…and I refuse to look it up. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original while trying to maintain the core structure and surprising twist: Joke Poo: The…

Too turdy. (I’m flushed with pride at this one.) Joke Poo: Original Joke: What time is it when your toilet backs up? Too turdy. New Joke: What’s a librarian’s biggest fear during…

her dildo lost its erection Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the Yo Mama joke you provided, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Yo mama is so old, her…