Category: Totally Feckin random

I go by— Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of your “I identify as a moving object” joke, keeping the spirit of the original but with a twist: Title: Joke Poo –…

Or not Tubi? Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Have You Fed It? Have you walked past the cat’s bowl today? Every day it’s the same philosophical quandary: Fill? …Or…

All scented candles smell like burnt nose hairs? Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on that, keeping a similar structure and aiming for a surprising, slightly absurd twist: Joke Poo: Why does……

But it’s not a very good one. Original Joke: I have an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one. Joke Poo: Joke About Crappy Time Management I have a chronic…

A young boy walks into a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer: "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch this." The barber puts a dollar bill in…

“Why were you driving only 20 miles per hour?” he asks the driver. “I was just going the posted speed limit!” She points to a sign up ahead. The officer corrects her….

But but nobody knows what the Minneapolis Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your “Big Apple/Minneapolis” setup, trying to keep a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo: Everybody…

Because, any ride over 8 seconds counts. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the bull rider joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Why do software developers only last…

"Like their fathers, and their fathers before them" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the celibacy joke. Title: Joke Poo: The Genetics Lab I visited a genetics lab…

Incredulous, he asks "What are you doing reading that garbage??" "Well," his friend replied. "Look at our city's Jewish newspaper. One article speaks about a pogrom, the next about rising antisemitism, the…