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My dad asked if I knew why he called me son…

Posted on June 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

He said "Because you're so bright". Honest to God he did this multiple times a week. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, playing on the setup of a father using the same…

Yesterday my friend told me that I didn’t understand the meaning of the word irony

Posted on June 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Which was ironic because we were at a hardware store Okay, here’s a joke titled "Joke Poo" that plays on the original’s structure and twist, while changing the context: Joke Poo Yesterday,…

I like telling dad jokes.

Posted on June 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

But, then again, I am a groan man. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," riffing on your dad joke: Title: Joke Poo I enjoy composing haikus about composting. But, let’s…

What would you do if you had one day to live?

Posted on June 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

Old Man 1. “I’d have sex with anything that moved. What would you do?” Old Man 2. “Stand very still” Joke Poo: The Compost Heap Old Tomato 1: “If I only had…

My father always likes to say, “It’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey”.

Posted on June 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

Wonderful man, terrible bus driver. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap My mother always loved telling me, "Everything returns to the earth." Wonderful woman,…

A Stormtrooper just passed away

Posted on June 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

He will be missed by his friends and family Okay, I understand the goal. Here’s the original joke and then my attempt at a "Joke Poo" titled joke, altering the key elements…

I could tell jokes about camping, I could tell jokes about dolphins.

Posted on June 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

But they would be reposts, for all intents and porpoises. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing on the original: Joke Poo: I Could Tell Jokes About Composers I could tell jokes…

I slept with a Marxist once.

Posted on June 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

In the morning she woke and left. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: I Cooked for a Food Critic Once In the morning, he…

Bob asked his programmer friend Joe why does he always use dark theme

Posted on June 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

Joe said, "Because light attracts bugs" Joke Poo: Title: Alice’s Analogy Alice asked her plumber friend, Pete, why he always wears such bright, neon clothing on the job. Pete said, "Because dark…

My aunt gave me a present for my birthday.

Posted on June 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

She said not to open it until the actual day of my birthday, because it’s bad luck. I thought that was an awful thing to give as a birthday present. Okay, here’s…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

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  • The Sentence
  • Good news/bad news
  • Bad luck Dave
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  • Prayer
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  • The CIA advertises for an assassin and three applicants, Tom, Dick and Harry, are chosen for a final test
  • What did the pickle say to the cucumber?
  • A young class were enjoying the first day of first grade.
  • At the hospital…
  • A woman is sitting at home, on the patio with her husband, drinking a glass of wine and she says, “I love you.”
  • The perch problem
  • In Russia, two guys are queuing to buy potatoes
  • There’s an old joke about the difference between American and Russian corruption.
  • Doctor’s advice for premature ejaculation didn’t go as planned
  • A man wakes up hungover in an alley with his pants off, and notices two colored rings painted on this dick, one brown, one red
  • Scientists took out the left half of a man’s brain
  • A widower goes to a psychic to contact his late wife. “Honey,” he says. “Are you happy?”
  • New Zealand would be so safe in case of a world war
  • A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks, “Do you have any antiseptics here?”
  • I spent a whole year making a belt out of clocks for a fat guy.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • Knock knock
  • Charley Pride was a legendary musician
  • Women are confusing. On my wife’s birthday, I wish her a Happy Birthday and she smiles happily at me
  • I’m AM going to put glue on my hands and then handle firearms. Nobody can tell me otherwise.
  • Why did Shakespeare only use quills
  • What did one tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into each other?
  • Do the laundry
  • A couple invited their family over for Thanksgiving night to spend the holiday and meal together.
  • Three men are in an airplane. One is the pilot, the other two are a hippie and the someone self described as the world’s smartest man
  • Hi. What’s your name?
  • Guy goes to doctor about a sex addiction problem.
  • So a farmer asks a friend to come over to his place to help him fix his generator.
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  • Don’t feel like getting up in the morning to go to work?
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  • Teacher gift
  • What comes after a sextillion.
  • My son walked in with a rock in his hand
  • My child told me that I was an out of touch old fool.
  • An 89 year old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties.
  • The doctor says I have ADHD
  • A group of third, fourth and fifth graders
  • The secret to a conflictless marriage
  • There is something I don’t understand about 69

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