Category: Totally Feckin random

When he gave it to me, I accidentally pressed it… So I met a genie in the forest, and he granted me three wishes. My first one was for a machine that…

Now, I wish that I had my beauty back. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: The Promotion I made a wish to…

But people in Abu Dhabi do Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled: Joke Poo: Software Update People in England don’t typically like Windows 95… But…

He was a lot like Achilles, he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have heard of "Achilles' heel", but have you heard of…

… Instead everyone else did. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on your original joke, aiming to keep the unexpected twist: Joke Poo: The Interdimensional Landfill For the first time in history,…

Mother: Oh, shut up. Just keep flushing. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the joke: Joke Poo: Recycling Woes Child: Dad, are you sure we should be composting…

A metrognome! Joke Poo: What do you call a group of constipated math teachers struggling to use the restroom? A calcul-ass! Okay, let’s break down this “Metrognome” joke! Elements of the Original…

It's going to be a joint venture. Joke Poo: Two Bears Original Joke: Two friends are going to open a marijuana dispensary. It’s going to be a joint venture. New Joke (Joke…

C: “Most of the time I give correct but practically unusable answers to questions.” E: “Can you give me an example?” C: “Yes, I can.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke…

“Your housemother tells me that you have been smoking pot, taking crack cocaine, sleeping with multiple men, and even having sex with other women on campus,” barked the angry Dean of Women,…