He said "Because you're so bright". Honest to God he did this multiple times a week. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, playing on the setup of a father using the same…
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Yesterday my friend told me that I didn’t understand the meaning of the word irony
Which was ironic because we were at a hardware store Okay, here’s a joke titled "Joke Poo" that plays on the original’s structure and twist, while changing the context: Joke Poo Yesterday,…
I like telling dad jokes.
But, then again, I am a groan man. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," riffing on your dad joke: Title: Joke Poo I enjoy composing haikus about composting. But, let’s…
What would you do if you had one day to live?
Old Man 1. “I’d have sex with anything that moved. What would you do?” Old Man 2. “Stand very still” Joke Poo: The Compost Heap Old Tomato 1: “If I only had…
My father always likes to say, “It’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey”.
Wonderful man, terrible bus driver. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap My mother always loved telling me, "Everything returns to the earth." Wonderful woman,…
A Stormtrooper just passed away
He will be missed by his friends and family Okay, I understand the goal. Here’s the original joke and then my attempt at a "Joke Poo" titled joke, altering the key elements…
I could tell jokes about camping, I could tell jokes about dolphins.
But they would be reposts, for all intents and porpoises. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing on the original: Joke Poo: I Could Tell Jokes About Composers I could tell jokes…
I slept with a Marxist once.
In the morning she woke and left. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: I Cooked for a Food Critic Once In the morning, he…
Bob asked his programmer friend Joe why does he always use dark theme
Joe said, "Because light attracts bugs" Joke Poo: Title: Alice’s Analogy Alice asked her plumber friend, Pete, why he always wears such bright, neon clothing on the job. Pete said, "Because dark…
My aunt gave me a present for my birthday.
She said not to open it until the actual day of my birthday, because it’s bad luck. I thought that was an awful thing to give as a birthday present. Okay, here’s…