Category: Totally Feckin random

The cop tells him he was doing 92mph. Heisenberg says "Great, now I'm lost." (Apologies if this has been posted before. It's not a new one!) Joke Poo: Schrödinger’s Speeding Ticket A…

Clint eats wood. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your termite joke, titled as requested: Joke Poo: I have a pet cloud. I named him Gary. Gary cries…

He says uno, dos, and * poof * disappears without a tres. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the magician joke: Joke Poo: The Forgetful Gardener An elderly…

The man, a bit nervous asks the farmer nearby, "Hey mister, is the bull safe?". The farmer says "The bull is perfectly safe. Not so sure about you though". Joke Poo: The…

“But that gentleman over there is completely naked.” “Yes, but he’s leaving.” Joke Poo: The Compost Heap “I’m sorry, madam, but I can’t deliver this compost. Our delivery service has a very…

Tennessee Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo," riffing on the original with a new angle: Joke Poo: What kind of garbage describes a depressed mime? … Silentium. Alright, let’s dissect this tennis-themed pun!…

As he pushes his wailing child through the supermarket, a young father repeats softly, “Don’t get excited, Josh … Don’t scream, Josh … Keep calm, Josh.” A fellow shopper, impressed by the…

My dad always said, "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes." That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Okay, here’s my…

For anyone who wants to join. Joke Poo: I’m Starting a Composting Club For anyone who wants to join… it’s gonna be a load of crap! Okay, let’s break down this joke:…

A brrrr grrrr Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" riffing on the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: What do you call a sad, constipated math textbook? …A calculus clog!…