Category: Totally Feckin random

But it was many years ago and it was only for that one day. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your beer-related joke, aiming for a similar structure…

But I've already made a vase, a bowl and a mug, so I sure showed them. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke…

It was my dumb asphalt. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" inspired by your asphalt joke, titled Joke Poo: The Fertilizer Fiasco: I was banned from the community garden after…

I learned not to fall asleep with the mouth open on the train. Joke Poo: Joke Fertilizer I woke up covered in fertilizer this morning! …I learned not to fall asleep face-first…

It’s a specticle Okay, I’ll take that joke and try to rework it while keeping the punchy, slightly absurd structure. Original Joke: I have a special testicle. It’s a specticle. Joke Poo:…

Apparently it's beneath them Okay, here’s my attempt at "Joke Poo," riffing on your tree surgeon joke: Joke Poo: Plumbing Pride I learned that master plumbers won’t unclog shower drains… Apparently, they…

Deoder-ant Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the deodorant ant joke: Joke Poo: What’s the Most Self-Absorbed Cloud? Stratosphere-centric. Alright, let’s get our magnifying glass and comedic tweezers…

Does that mean that the rest of the world skilometer? Okay, here’s the original joke, followed by my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version, titled accordingly: Original Joke: If Americans smile, does…

Because Curiosity is there! Joke Poo: Original Joke: Why are there no cats on Mars? Because Curiosity is there! Joke Poo Title: Why are there no toilets in space? New Joke: Why…

It was ribbiting. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke: Joke Poo: Number Two I found a deuce behind the spruce, and I couldn’t believe my eyes. It was a…