Category: Totally Feckin random

It was ribbiting. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke: Joke Poo: Number Two I found a deuce behind the spruce, and I couldn’t believe my eyes. It was a…

I start last week! Joke Poo: I.T. Support Good news! I just got the notification that I’m starting my new I.T. support job. I started last year! Alright, let’s break down this…

She particularly dislikes my improper use of the colon. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," riffing on the original: Joke Poo: The Data Analyst I’m seeing a data analyst, and…

A Texas farmer went on vacation to Australia. He met up with an Australian farmer who prouldly showed off his wheat field. "That's nothing" said the Texan. "Back home, we have wheat…

But he decides to be open minded and review the files of each person entered to determine their placement. In other words… A racist bassist bases race-based space base races on a…

One time when I missed the bus to work, he drove me there. When we arrived, he charged me the regular price. "Oh, I thought you're just doing me a favor?" "No,…

One turns to the other and says, "I think we got this joke wrong." Joke Poo: Two Plumbers Eating Sewage Two plumbers are up to their necks in a flooded basement, knee-deep…

My interviewer looked horrified and said, "I meant your weakest point… metaphorically." Title: Joke Poo I pulled out my recipe book and said, "Here, here it is." My dinner guest stared at…

"Terrible, I was sick that day." Joke Poo: The Data Scientist A data scientist asks another: "How accurate was your model?" "Horrible. It was right once." Okay, let’s break down this joke:…

I just wanted to make sure you all knew – I haven't seen or heard much about it. Okay, here’s a joke inspired by the Helen Keller joke, titled "Joke Poo," attempting…